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Nov 30, 2022 19:15:51   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

You know you're getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

You know you're getting old when the end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You know you're getting old when the four-letter word for something two people can do together in bed is 'read'.

You know you're getting old when the gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals.

You know you're getting old when the names in your little black book are mostly doctors.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.

You know you're getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together.

You know you're getting old when you can live without sex, but not without glasses.

You know you're getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You know you're getting old when you sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know you're getting old when your ears are hairier than your head.

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Nov 30, 2022 19:26:23   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

You know you're getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

You know you're getting old when the end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You know you're getting old when the four-letter word for something two people can do together in bed is 'read'.

You know you're getting old when the gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals.

You know you're getting old when the names in your little black book are mostly doctors.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.

You know you're getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together.

You know you're getting old when you can live without sex, but not without glasses.

You know you're getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You know you're getting old when you sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know you're getting old when your ears are hairier than your head.
You know you're getting old when you can't tell th... (show quote)

good ones BF
if I may add:
you know you're getting old when you can't remember why you came in this room.

you know you're getting old when going up stairs is easier then going down.

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Nov 30, 2022 20:01:40   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

You know you're getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

You know you're getting old when the end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You know you're getting old when the four-letter word for something two people can do together in bed is 'read'.

You know you're getting old when the gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals.

You know you're getting old when the names in your little black book are mostly doctors.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.

You know you're getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together.

You know you're getting old when you can live without sex, but not without glasses.

You know you're getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You know you're getting old when you sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know you're getting old when your ears are hairier than your head.
You know you're getting old when you can't tell th... (show quote)


BF It would only be a heart attack #2 I'll get back to you on that one#3 never wear a tie#4 don't sleep in the same bed. Works for me🤣.# 5 still have the gleam.Too outa shape to act on it. #6 glad I'm retired couldn't manage both #7 no problem there #8 I could live without my glasses if I had longer arms 👍sex vaguely remember that#9 gave up partying long ago # haven't had that happen YET#10 I definitely have my paps hairy ears. Maybe if I'd quit trimming them in a few months I could have a weird comb over 🤣🤣

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Nov 30, 2022 20:10:35   #
charlykilo Loc: Garden Valley Ca
 
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

Don't know if you are coming or going.

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Nov 30, 2022 20:18:39   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
charlykilo wrote:
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

Don't know if you are coming or going.


🤣🤪😂 Now that wuz funny!! 😂🤪🤣

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Nov 30, 2022 20:34:27   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

You know you're getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

You know you're getting old when the end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You know you're getting old when the four-letter word for something two people can do together in bed is 'read'.

You know you're getting old when the gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals.

You know you're getting old when the names in your little black book are mostly doctors.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.

You know you're getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together.

You know you're getting old when you can live without sex, but not without glasses.

You know you're getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You know you're getting old when you sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know you're getting old when your ears are hairier than your head.
You know you're getting old when you can't tell th... (show quote)


Dam@ I'm glad I'm only 68 and still get a woody every nite ,,,,unfortunately it means I gotta get up 3am to pee, 🤭

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Nov 30, 2022 20:38:17   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Dam@ I'm glad I'm only 68 and still get a woody every nite ,,,,unfortunately it means I gotta get up 3am to pee, 🤭


🤣🤣 good one Jar. Nobody can say Marines don't have a good sense of humor. Y'all have a nice evening brother 👍

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Nov 30, 2022 20:41:36   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
🤣🤣 good one Jar. Nobody can say Marines don't have a good sense of humor. Y'all have a nice evening brother 👍


Likewise Marine,,,G-nite🙏

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Nov 30, 2022 20:56:02   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

You know you're getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

You know you're getting old when the end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You know you're getting old when the four-letter word for something two people can do together in bed is 'read'.

You know you're getting old when the gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals.

You know you're getting old when the names in your little black book are mostly doctors.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.

You know you're getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together.

You know you're getting old when you can live without sex, but not without glasses.

You know you're getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You know you're getting old when you sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know you're getting old when your ears are hairier than your head.
You know you're getting old when you can't tell th... (show quote)




Bingo, all of the above

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Nov 30, 2022 20:56:59   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
charlykilo wrote:
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

Don't know if you are coming or going.



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Nov 30, 2022 21:00:16   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Dam@ I'm glad I'm only 68 and still get a woody every nite ,,,,unfortunately it means I gotta get up 3am to pee, 🤭


I hear ya😂

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Nov 30, 2022 21:00:45   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
ranger632 wrote:
Bingo, all of the above


Unfortunately 🤪

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Nov 30, 2022 21:11:27   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Sounds like my life history

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Nov 30, 2022 21:27:26   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Likewise Marine,,,G-nite🙏


👍👍

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Nov 30, 2022 21:28:08   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Slimshady wrote:
Sounds like my life history


Don't let Dee see this brother 🤣🤣

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