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Red Skelton humor
Nov 27, 2022 14:40:39   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.

--Where do people in hell tell people to go.

-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.

--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?

--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.

--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.

--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.

--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.

Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.

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Nov 27, 2022 15:00:29   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Those are great Greg, always got a kick out of his humor.

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Nov 27, 2022 15:05:02   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
OJdidit wrote:
Those are great Greg, always got a kick out of his humor.


Thanks John. I hope things are good at your home.

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Nov 27, 2022 15:05:40   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
OJdidit wrote:
Those are great Greg, always got a kick out of his humor.


always liked "heathcliff"

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Nov 27, 2022 15:07:24   #
Ted A Loc: Eastern Washington
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.

--Where do people in hell tell people to go.

-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.

--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?

--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.

--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.

--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.

--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.

Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are cre... (show quote)


I agree with you. I liked his sense of humor. And then there was Gertrude and Hecliff.

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Nov 27, 2022 15:40:06   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
I liked his one liner jokes he pulled off the top of his head and I remember one that got him into trouble. As Freddie the freeloader, said " I saw a piss ant the other day and started thinking, Do you step on a piss ant or piss on a step ant?

The FCC had a fit but with live TV back then it was too late. Every kid at school the next morning was telling the joke 🤣

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Nov 27, 2022 15:56:51   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
He will always be one of my favorites.

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Nov 27, 2022 18:31:35   #
Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast
 
Can't forget Clem Kadiddlehopper

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Nov 28, 2022 09:30:10   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
Thanks for sharing....he was one of our better famous Hoosiers

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Nov 28, 2022 10:47:17   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.

--Where do people in hell tell people to go.

-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.

--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?

--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.

--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.

--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.

--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.

Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are cre... (show quote)




He was always funny without being vulgar. Good clean jokes

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Nov 28, 2022 11:19:55   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
My Dad loved him and would do Clem Kaddilehopper sp?imitation, Liked he very sweetly ended his broadcasts with "God bless."
Thanks for the reminder!!

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Nov 28, 2022 12:00:07   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.

--Where do people in hell tell people to go.

-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.

--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?

--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.

--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.

--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.

--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.

Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are cre... (show quote)


I really liked him!

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Nov 28, 2022 15:46:11   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.

--Where do people in hell tell people to go.

-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.

--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?

--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.

--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.

--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.

--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.

Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are cre... (show quote)


He certainly did that brother. Clem Kadiddlehopper was a riot 🤣 🤣

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Nov 28, 2022 17:37:55   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are credited to him.

--Where do people in hell tell people to go.

-- I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook but even I know you don't open a grapefruit with a can opener.

--Why do they have a handicapped parking spot in front of a liquor store?

--My wife's cooking did a good job of breaking our dog's habit of begging at the table.

--Junior, are you pulling the cat's tail? Junior, no I'm holding on, he's doing the pulling.

--If I wake up in the morning and don't see candles burning and smell flowers, I know it's going to be a good day.

--Red, do you exercise? Red, no, I get plenty of exercise being a pallbearer for my friends that exercised.

Red Skelton seemed to be a man at peace with himself and wanted to make people laugh. Sounds like a good way to live to me.
It was hard to not like Red Skelton. These are cre... (show quote)


And dont forget Frankie Fontain and Mr Dunahehehe 🤪👍🇺🇸

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