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Nov 20, 2022 12:49:03   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"

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Nov 20, 2022 12:55:24   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


Hi Kandy. I would imagine there's a few out there that would push a man to succeed 🤣🤣

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Nov 20, 2022 13:27:32   #
Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


good one

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Nov 20, 2022 13:46:59   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


Worth the wait.
Good one. Ya gotta call that Teamwork 🤔

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Nov 20, 2022 13:49:38   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one Kandy!

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Nov 20, 2022 14:03:28   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


I was wondering whose hand print that belonged too when I looked in the mirror. But I think it was more of a slap than a push.

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Nov 20, 2022 14:38:46   #
El Rod Loc: Port A
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


And she had it spent in 6 months 😎👍

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Nov 20, 2022 15:47:01   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
Funny one Kandy!
Thanks.


BD

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Nov 20, 2022 18:35:53   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


Good one Kandy.

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Nov 20, 2022 19:25:30   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


Thanks for the laughs Kandy, and the reminder.

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Nov 21, 2022 10:00:37   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)







So right.

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Nov 21, 2022 10:10:09   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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Nov 21, 2022 13:12:53   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


🤪🤪👍👍Beautiful

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Nov 21, 2022 16:01:23   #
Mongoose Loc: Modesto,Ca
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


So Kandy what did you spend the money on ??

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Nov 21, 2022 16:18:45   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
kandydisbar wrote:
In line with some of you guys posts:



A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"
In line with some of you guys posts: br br br b... (show quote)


I hope the alligator was okay afterwards. His wife was still in the area.

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