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Nov 19, 2022 08:06:03   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
A doctor was addressing a large audience about healthy eating habits.

He said "The material we all put into our stomachs is enough to have already put most of us in our graves. Red meat is certainly not good for us. Soft drinks corrode our stomachs. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous and no one realizes the harm caused by germs in our drinking water. But, there is one food that is the worst of all.

Can anyone here tell me what that food is that can cause suffering and grief years and years after ingesting it?"

After a moment of quiet an old redneck in the back of the audience stood up and timidly suggested...

"Wedding cake"

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Nov 19, 2022 08:10:01   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
It must be all the sugar in the cake

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Nov 19, 2022 08:22:21   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A doctor was addressing a large audience about healthy eating habits.

He said "The material we all put into our stomachs is enough to have already put most of us in our graves. Red meat is certainly not good for us. Soft drinks corrode our stomachs. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous and no one realizes the harm caused by germs in our drinking water. But, there is one food that is the worst of all.

Can anyone here tell me what that food is that can cause suffering and grief years and years after ingesting it?"

After a moment of quiet an old redneck in the back of the audience stood up and timidly suggested...

"Wedding cake"
A doctor was addressing a large audience about hea... (show quote)


And that's when the fight started !😁👍👍

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Nov 19, 2022 09:05:10   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
[quote=Jarheadfishnfool]And that's when the fight started !😁👍👍[/q


His throat was slit as he sat down.

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Nov 19, 2022 13:31:28   #
Ridleyblake2017 Loc: Honesdale Pennsylvania
 
Good one, I had coffee coming out of my nose.

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Nov 19, 2022 17:53:41   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A doctor was addressing a large audience about healthy eating habits.

He said "The material we all put into our stomachs is enough to have already put most of us in our graves. Red meat is certainly not good for us. Soft drinks corrode our stomachs. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous and no one realizes the harm caused by germs in our drinking water. But, there is one food that is the worst of all.

Can anyone here tell me what that food is that can cause suffering and grief years and years after ingesting it?"

After a moment of quiet an old redneck in the back of the audience stood up and timidly suggested...

"Wedding cake"
A doctor was addressing a large audience about hea... (show quote)


Hahaha 👍

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Nov 20, 2022 11:20:34   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A doctor was addressing a large audience about healthy eating habits.

He said "The material we all put into our stomachs is enough to have already put most of us in our graves. Red meat is certainly not good for us. Soft drinks corrode our stomachs. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous and no one realizes the harm caused by germs in our drinking water. But, there is one food that is the worst of all.

Can anyone here tell me what that food is that can cause suffering and grief years and years after ingesting it?"

After a moment of quiet an old redneck in the back of the audience stood up and timidly suggested...

"Wedding cake"
A doctor was addressing a large audience about hea... (show quote)


ðŸĪŠâ˜ïļ

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Nov 20, 2022 16:14:56   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A doctor was addressing a large audience about healthy eating habits.

He said "The material we all put into our stomachs is enough to have already put most of us in our graves. Red meat is certainly not good for us. Soft drinks corrode our stomachs. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous and no one realizes the harm caused by germs in our drinking water. But, there is one food that is the worst of all.

Can anyone here tell me what that food is that can cause suffering and grief years and years after ingesting it?"

After a moment of quiet an old redneck in the back of the audience stood up and timidly suggested...

"Wedding cake"
A doctor was addressing a large audience about hea... (show quote)



Now that is funny, and they put all kinds of bad things in that cake

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Nov 20, 2022 16:16:01   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
[quote=flyguy][quote=Jarheadfishnfool]And that's when the fight started !😁👍👍[/q


His throat was slit as he sat down.[/quote]


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