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Nov 15, 2022 20:26:56   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth h*****g open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?

The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

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Nov 15, 2022 20:54:35   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
hacksaw wrote:
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth h*****g open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?

The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

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Good one Hack. Thanks

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Nov 15, 2022 22:08:45   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Very funny Hack one embarrassed grandfather

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Nov 16, 2022 05:27:19   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Good morning Hack. There is a good chance that she knows what a couple of secs is now and that she also knows that grandfathers can't hear very well. Good one, Hack and have a nice day.

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Nov 16, 2022 05:36:24   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one Grandpaโ€ฆOOPS ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Nov 16, 2022 07:08:04   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
 
hacksaw wrote:
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth h*****g open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?

The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

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Awesome, Hack.
Thankfully, that never happened to me. ๐Ÿ˜
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Nov 16, 2022 07:34:06   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Good one to start my day with

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Nov 16, 2022 17:00:03   #
Mongoose Loc: Modesto,Ca
 
hacksaw wrote:
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth h*****g open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?

The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

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Nov 16, 2022 20:20:21   #
Mooseman65 Loc: Seattle
 
You the man Hack ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Nov 16, 2022 20:43:35   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Mooseman65 wrote:
You the man Hack ๐Ÿ˜‚


Thank you Moosieman. Iโ€™m glad you liked them.
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Nov 17, 2022 14:26:58   #
Barnacles Loc: Northern California
 
Actually, the way TV programming and commercials work these days, the kids pretty much know all about it by the time they're four.

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Nov 17, 2022 14:33:59   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
 
Barnacles wrote:
Actually, the way TV programming and commercials work these days, the kids pretty much know all about it by the time they're four.


So true.

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Nov 17, 2022 14:50:21   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Barnacles wrote:
Actually, the way TV programming and commercials work these days, the kids pretty much know all about it by the time they're four.


Thatโ€™s so true Barnacles and so sad.
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