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Oct 28, 2022 12:20:41   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expulsion of gas, but instead of any normal report, his fart went HONDA! At first, he was shocked, but then decided it was just his imagination and went back to sleep, thinking no more of it

However, this strange noise, HONDA was repeated during the day. He became concerned since tomorrow was Monday and he would have to show up for work, and if this phenomenon continued, he would be the laughingstock of his company.

Since the strange report, HONDA was too loud to muffle, he decided to call his doctor. Upon arranging a private visit on Sunday afternoon, the doctor, having to stifle a laugh, finally said you had better make an appointment with a Japanese dentist! Upon asking why that referral, the doctor said, “never mind, he is Japanese and he will know what to do."

So, after calling in sick, Jim went to the Japanese Dentist. He was quite embarrassed to tell the dentist what his problem was, but it solved the problem for him with a resounding HONDA!

The dentist asked Jim to get in the chair and commenced to treat Jim for an abscessed tooth. Sure enough, this was a successful treatment, and Jim was no longer farting loud HONDA!

Being quite curious about his treatment, Jim asked how the dentist knew that was the correct treatment. To which the dentist replied. “Well in Japan, it is quite common. You see, abscess makes the fart go HONDA!” Just Sayin…RJS

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Oct 28, 2022 12:40:08   #
Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast
 
Finally soaked in. Outstanding groan for you. 😄

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Oct 28, 2022 12:48:24   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expulsion of gas, but instead of any normal report, his fart went HONDA! At first, he was shocked, but then decided it was just his imagination and went back to sleep, thinking no more of it

However, this strange noise, HONDA was repeated during the day. He became concerned since tomorrow was Monday and he would have to show up for work, and if this phenomenon continued, he would be the laughingstock of his company.

Since the strange report, HONDA was too loud to muffle, he decided to call his doctor. Upon arranging a private visit on Sunday afternoon, the doctor, having to stifle a laugh, finally said you had better make an appointment with a Japanese dentist! Upon asking why that referral, the doctor said, “never mind, he is Japanese and he will know what to do."

So, after calling in sick, Jim went to the Japanese Dentist. He was quite embarrassed to tell the dentist what his problem was, but it solved the problem for him with a resounding HONDA!

The dentist asked Jim to get in the chair and commenced to treat Jim for an abscessed tooth. Sure enough, this was a successful treatment, and Jim was no longer farting loud HONDA!

Being quite curious about his treatment, Jim asked how the dentist knew that was the correct treatment. To which the dentist replied. “Well in Japan, it is quite common. You see, abscess makes the fart go HONDA!” Just Sayin…RJS
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expuls... (show quote)


It took a minute Robert, but good one.

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Oct 28, 2022 13:42:44   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expulsion of gas, but instead of any normal report, his fart went HONDA! At first, he was shocked, but then decided it was just his imagination and went back to sleep, thinking no more of it

However, this strange noise, HONDA was repeated during the day. He became concerned since tomorrow was Monday and he would have to show up for work, and if this phenomenon continued, he would be the laughingstock of his company.

Since the strange report, HONDA was too loud to muffle, he decided to call his doctor. Upon arranging a private visit on Sunday afternoon, the doctor, having to stifle a laugh, finally said you had better make an appointment with a Japanese dentist! Upon asking why that referral, the doctor said, “never mind, he is Japanese and he will know what to do."

So, after calling in sick, Jim went to the Japanese Dentist. He was quite embarrassed to tell the dentist what his problem was, but it solved the problem for him with a resounding HONDA!

The dentist asked Jim to get in the chair and commenced to treat Jim for an abscessed tooth. Sure enough, this was a successful treatment, and Jim was no longer farting loud HONDA!

Being quite curious about his treatment, Jim asked how the dentist knew that was the correct treatment. To which the dentist replied. “Well in Japan, it is quite common. You see, abscess makes the fart go HONDA!” Just Sayin…RJS
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expuls... (show quote)

Jeez…..

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Oct 28, 2022 15:33:06   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expulsion of gas, but instead of any normal report, his fart went HONDA! At first, he was shocked, but then decided it was just his imagination and went back to sleep, thinking no more of it

However, this strange noise, HONDA was repeated during the day. He became concerned since tomorrow was Monday and he would have to show up for work, and if this phenomenon continued, he would be the laughingstock of his company.

Since the strange report, HONDA was too loud to muffle, he decided to call his doctor. Upon arranging a private visit on Sunday afternoon, the doctor, having to stifle a laugh, finally said you had better make an appointment with a Japanese dentist! Upon asking why that referral, the doctor said, “never mind, he is Japanese and he will know what to do."

So, after calling in sick, Jim went to the Japanese Dentist. He was quite embarrassed to tell the dentist what his problem was, but it solved the problem for him with a resounding HONDA!

The dentist asked Jim to get in the chair and commenced to treat Jim for an abscessed tooth. Sure enough, this was a successful treatment, and Jim was no longer farting loud HONDA!

Being quite curious about his treatment, Jim asked how the dentist knew that was the correct treatment. To which the dentist replied. “Well in Japan, it is quite common. You see, abscess makes the fart go HONDA!” Just Sayin…RJS
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expuls... (show quote)


Move over FlyGuy.

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Oct 28, 2022 17:29:58   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Move over FlyGuy.


Thanks ,,😁😃😂

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Oct 28, 2022 20:10:49   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expulsion of gas, but instead of any normal report, his fart went HONDA! At first, he was shocked, but then decided it was just his imagination and went back to sleep, thinking no more of it

However, this strange noise, HONDA was repeated during the day. He became concerned since tomorrow was Monday and he would have to show up for work, and if this phenomenon continued, he would be the laughingstock of his company.

Since the strange report, HONDA was too loud to muffle, he decided to call his doctor. Upon arranging a private visit on Sunday afternoon, the doctor, having to stifle a laugh, finally said you had better make an appointment with a Japanese dentist! Upon asking why that referral, the doctor said, “never mind, he is Japanese and he will know what to do."

So, after calling in sick, Jim went to the Japanese Dentist. He was quite embarrassed to tell the dentist what his problem was, but it solved the problem for him with a resounding HONDA!

The dentist asked Jim to get in the chair and commenced to treat Jim for an abscessed tooth. Sure enough, this was a successful treatment, and Jim was no longer farting loud HONDA!

Being quite curious about his treatment, Jim asked how the dentist knew that was the correct treatment. To which the dentist replied. “Well in Japan, it is quite common. You see, abscess makes the fart go HONDA!” Just Sayin…RJS
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expuls... (show quote)


Very good play on words…….love it.

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Oct 29, 2022 01:07:59   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expulsion of gas, but instead of any normal report, his fart went HONDA! At first, he was shocked, but then decided it was just his imagination and went back to sleep, thinking no more of it

However, this strange noise, HONDA was repeated during the day. He became concerned since tomorrow was Monday and he would have to show up for work, and if this phenomenon continued, he would be the laughingstock of his company.

Since the strange report, HONDA was too loud to muffle, he decided to call his doctor. Upon arranging a private visit on Sunday afternoon, the doctor, having to stifle a laugh, finally said you had better make an appointment with a Japanese dentist! Upon asking why that referral, the doctor said, “never mind, he is Japanese and he will know what to do."

So, after calling in sick, Jim went to the Japanese Dentist. He was quite embarrassed to tell the dentist what his problem was, but it solved the problem for him with a resounding HONDA!

The dentist asked Jim to get in the chair and commenced to treat Jim for an abscessed tooth. Sure enough, this was a successful treatment, and Jim was no longer farting loud HONDA!

Being quite curious about his treatment, Jim asked how the dentist knew that was the correct treatment. To which the dentist replied. “Well in Japan, it is quite common. You see, abscess makes the fart go HONDA!” Just Sayin…RJS
Jim woke himself up one morning with a loud expuls... (show quote)


Mr. S...... much like the other guys who responded, it took me a bit to get it. i hadda mentally verbalize it while rereading the dentist's explanation. Several times. Whew ! It must be time to turn in.

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Oct 29, 2022 08:08:02   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Great play on words

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Oct 29, 2022 21:32:04   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Don't be shy, if you didn't get it, send me a message and I will explain it. Just Sayin...RJS

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Oct 29, 2022 21:37:55   #
Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Don't be shy, if you didn't get it, send me a message and I will explain it. Just Sayin...RJS


You were absent, for a while, and our hearts grew fonder. Nice to have you back.

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Oct 31, 2022 18:00:10   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Don't be shy, if you didn't get it, send me a message and I will explain it. Just Sayin...RJS


u funny rj

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