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Handsome Jack Russell
Oct 28, 2022 11:53:47   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Handsome Jack Russell

Little Debbie was six years old and one day she went to her mother and asked if she could take their dog, Sallie for a walk around the block. Her mother said “No, Sallie is in heat, and you cannot take her for a walk. “Your father is working out in the garage, he will know what to do, go ask him.”
So, Debbie puts a leash on Sallie and goes out to the garage to get permission from her father. When she asks him, he said, “just a minute.” He then takes a shop rag, soaks it in gasoline, and applies it liberally all over Sallie’s rear end. He then says, “O.K. she is ready to go!”
In about 45 minutes Debbie comes back and her father notices she had a leash but no Sallie.
“What happened, where is Sallie?” Debbie said, “Oh, she ran out of gas and that handsome Jack Russell Terroir, the one that lives at the end of the block, is giving her a push home!” Just Sayin…RJS

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Oct 28, 2022 12:19:47   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Handsome Jack Russell

Little Debbie was six years old and one day she went to her mother and asked if she could take their dog, Sallie for a walk around the block. Her mother said “No, Sallie is in heat, and you cannot take her for a walk. “Your father is working out in the garage, he will know what to do, go ask him.”
So, Debbie puts a leash on Sallie and goes out to the garage to get permission from her father. When she asks him, he said, “just a minute.” He then takes a shop rag, soaks it in gasoline, and applies it liberally all over Sallie’s rear end. He then says, “O.K. she is ready to go!”
In about 45 minutes Debbie comes back and her father notices she had a leash but no Sallie.
“What happened, where is Sallie?” Debbie said, “Oh, she ran out of gas and that handsome Jack Russell Terroir, the one that lives at the end of the block, is giving her a push home!” Just Sayin…RJS
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Should of used high test

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Oct 28, 2022 12:56:49   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Handsome Jack Russell

Little Debbie was six years old and one day she went to her mother and asked if she could take their dog, Sallie for a walk around the block. Her mother said “No, Sallie is in heat, and you cannot take her for a walk. “Your father is working out in the garage, he will know what to do, go ask him.”
So, Debbie puts a leash on Sallie and goes out to the garage to get permission from her father. When she asks him, he said, “just a minute.” He then takes a shop rag, soaks it in gasoline, and applies it liberally all over Sallie’s rear end. He then says, “O.K. she is ready to go!”
In about 45 minutes Debbie comes back and her father notices she had a leash but no Sallie.
“What happened, where is Sallie?” Debbie said, “Oh, she ran out of gas and that handsome Jack Russell Terroir, the one that lives at the end of the block, is giving her a push home!” Just Sayin…RJS
Handsome Jack Russell br br Little Debbie was six... (show quote)


Good one Rj.

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Oct 29, 2022 08:11:35   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Appreciate the good jokes

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Oct 30, 2022 12:20:41   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Handsome Jack Russell

Little Debbie was six years old and one day she went to her mother and asked if she could take their dog, Sallie for a walk around the block. Her mother said “No, Sallie is in heat, and you cannot take her for a walk. “Your father is working out in the garage, he will know what to do, go ask him.”
So, Debbie puts a leash on Sallie and goes out to the garage to get permission from her father. When she asks him, he said, “just a minute.” He then takes a shop rag, soaks it in gasoline, and applies it liberally all over Sallie’s rear end. He then says, “O.K. she is ready to go!”
In about 45 minutes Debbie comes back and her father notices she had a leash but no Sallie.
“What happened, where is Sallie?” Debbie said, “Oh, she ran out of gas and that handsome Jack Russell Terroir, the one that lives at the end of the block, is giving her a push home!” Just Sayin…RJS
Handsome Jack Russell br br Little Debbie was six... (show quote)


🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽 So much for daddy trick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank JRS a good one 👍🏽👍🏽

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