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J in Cleveland was having a bad day
Oct 18, 2022 08:46:09   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”

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Oct 18, 2022 08:55:48   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
👍🏻😂👍🏻

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Oct 18, 2022 09:32:27   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when... (show quote)




Ouch

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Oct 18, 2022 09:36:21   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when... (show quote)

Damn funny BF, big time payback.

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Oct 18, 2022 09:43:54   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when... (show quote)


It was one of those days, I guess. Bood one, BF.

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Oct 18, 2022 09:56:47   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when... (show quote)


🤣🤣👍👍

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Oct 18, 2022 11:31:32   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when... (show quote)


👍👍🤣😂

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Oct 19, 2022 09:04:55   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
One goes up and One goes down

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Oct 19, 2022 14:07:57   #
Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when... (show quote)


not so good I would think

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Oct 19, 2022 14:12:12   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when... (show quote)


🤪👍Days starting to get better!

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Oct 19, 2022 17:40:19   #
Mongoose Loc: Modesto,Ca
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when... (show quote)


Good One

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Oct 20, 2022 00:37:24   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him… grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gon'na do about it?", the biker menacingly said.

"This is the worst day of my life," replied J. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
J was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when... (show quote)


I'm still chuckling, I must be twisted.

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