BadBobby's night out
Oct 15, 2022 09:22:48 #
BB promised his wife to be home by twelve on his monthly night out, but the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily. Around 3 am, loaded, BB headed home.
Then, just as he opened the door, the cuckoo clock cuckooed three times.
Fearing his wife would wake up, BB cuckooed verbally nine times.
Proud for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with his wife, BB went on to bed.
Next morning at breakfast, wifey asked what time BB got home
He said midnight, as promised.
She nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all.
Boy, he thought, I got away with that.
Then, she told BB that they needed to replace their cuckoo clock.
When BB asked why, she replied, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said OH SHIT, cuckooed four times, cleared its throat, cuckooed three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, tripped over the coffee table and farted".
Then, just as he opened the door, the cuckoo clock cuckooed three times.
Fearing his wife would wake up, BB cuckooed verbally nine times.
Proud for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with his wife, BB went on to bed.
Next morning at breakfast, wifey asked what time BB got home
He said midnight, as promised.
She nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all.
Boy, he thought, I got away with that.
Then, she told BB that they needed to replace their cuckoo clock.
When BB asked why, she replied, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said OH SHIT, cuckooed four times, cleared its throat, cuckooed three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, tripped over the coffee table and farted".
Oct 15, 2022 09:38:50 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
BB promised his wife to be home by twelve on his m... (show quote)
An oldie but goodie
Oct 15, 2022 11:47:59 #
Oct 15, 2022 12:52:32 #
Oct 15, 2022 13:37:02 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
BB promised his wife to be home by twelve on his m... (show quote)
The wife clock is smarter than any drunk old cuck 🤣
Oct 16, 2022 11:35:44 #
Oct 16, 2022 18:41:40 #
Oct 16, 2022 22:00:54 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
BB promised his wife to be home by twelve on his m... (show quote)
Guilty as a 🦨 🤣🤣🤣
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