Speeding
Oct 14, 2022 15:38:06 #
Kandy was pulled over for speeding by a New Jersey state patrolman. The officer walked up to her window and before he could speak, Kandy said ' I'll bet you are going to try to sell me tickets to the state patrolman's ball'. The officer replied ' New Jersey state patrolman don't have balls'.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
Oct 14, 2022 15:56:50 #
Bcmech1 wrote:
Kandy was pulled over for speeding by a New Jersey state patrolman. The officer walked up to her window and before he could speak, Kandy said ' I'll bet you are going to try to sell me tickets to the state patrolman's ball'. The officer replied ' New Jersey state patrolman don't have balls'.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
That's our Kandy, quick on the draw.
Oct 14, 2022 18:10:16 #
Kandy you had that one ready to go if you needed it.
I heard one if you get pulled over,
Say to the officer "I bet you $20 you'll give me a ticket." Officer takes the 20 and walks away. Can't get you for trying to bribe!
I heard one if you get pulled over,
Say to the officer "I bet you $20 you'll give me a ticket." Officer takes the 20 and walks away. Can't get you for trying to bribe!
Oct 15, 2022 06:52:25 #
mistred64 wrote:
Kandy you had that one ready to go if you needed it.
I heard one if you get pulled over,
Say to the officer "I bet you $20 you'll give me a ticket." Officer takes the 20 and walks away. Can't get you for trying to bribe!
I heard one if you get pulled over,
Say to the officer "I bet you $20 you'll give me a ticket." Officer takes the 20 and walks away. Can't get you for trying to bribe!
That is a good one Ed!
Oct 15, 2022 09:20:54 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
Bcmech1 wrote:
Kandy was pulled over for speeding by a New Jersey state patrolman. The officer walked up to her window and before he could speak, Kandy said ' I'll bet you are going to try to sell me tickets to the state patrolman's ball'. The officer replied ' New Jersey state patrolman don't have balls'.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
That's one of my favorite jokes!
That really did happen tho, folks to a friend of mine when I lived in Nashville!! Always wanted to say those words, thanks for putting me in it!!!
Oct 15, 2022 09:21:37 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
mistred64 wrote:
Kandy you had that one ready to go if you needed it.
I heard one if you get pulled over,
Say to the officer "I bet you $20 you'll give me a ticket." Officer takes the 20 and walks away. Can't get you for trying to bribe!
I heard one if you get pulled over,
Say to the officer "I bet you $20 you'll give me a ticket." Officer takes the 20 and walks away. Can't get you for trying to bribe!
Have to remember that one!!!
Oct 15, 2022 09:26:17 #
kandydisbar wrote:
That's one of my favorite jokes!
That really did happen tho, folks to a friend of mine when I lived in Nashville!! Always wanted to say those words, thanks for putting me in it!!!
That really did happen tho, folks to a friend of mine when I lived in Nashville!! Always wanted to say those words, thanks for putting me in it!!!
Glad you enjoyed it Kandy
Oct 15, 2022 14:03:46 #
Oct 15, 2022 14:31:56 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Bcmech1 wrote:
Kandy was pulled over for speeding by a New Jersey state patrolman. The officer walked up to her window and before he could speak, Kandy said ' I'll bet you are going to try to sell me tickets to the state patrolman's ball'. The officer replied ' New Jersey state patrolman don't have balls'.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
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Oct 15, 2022 18:17:03 #
Oct 17, 2022 00:40:04 #
Anybass
Loc: Pa.
Heard before, but fits in with the troopers on patrol-------Trooper on radar patrol catches a driver blowing by him way over the limit. Pulls over, what turns out to be a teen driver. As the trooper approaches the car, he looks at the kid and says I've been waiting for someone like you. Without missing a beat the kid replies, "I got here as fast as I could officer". Needless to say humor trumped a ticket.
Oct 17, 2022 06:09:29 #
Bcmech1 wrote:
Kandy was pulled over for speeding by a New Jersey state patrolman. The officer walked up to her window and before he could speak, Kandy said ' I'll bet you are going to try to sell me tickets to the state patrolman's ball'. The officer replied ' New Jersey state patrolman don't have balls'.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
Realizing what he had just said he turns red and tells Kandy to have a nice day and walks back to his car.
Good thing the officer wasn't a female ðĪĢ
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