When Plumbob was a young Priest
Oct 12, 2022 13:22:35 #
When Plumbob was a newly ordained priest he was nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips.
After a few minutes of listening, the old priest suggests that they have a word.
“I’ve got a few suggestions,” he says.
“Try folding your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand.”
priest Plumbob tries this.
“Very good,” says his senior.
“Now try saying things like ‘I see’,
‘I understand’ and ‘Yes, go on.’”
Plumbob the younger priest practices these sayings, too.
“Well done,” says the older priest.
“Don’t you think that’s better than slapping your knee and saying: No way! What happened next?”
After a few minutes of listening, the old priest suggests that they have a word.
“I’ve got a few suggestions,” he says.
“Try folding your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand.”
priest Plumbob tries this.
“Very good,” says his senior.
“Now try saying things like ‘I see’,
‘I understand’ and ‘Yes, go on.’”
Plumbob the younger priest practices these sayings, too.
“Well done,” says the older priest.
“Don’t you think that’s better than slapping your knee and saying: No way! What happened next?”
Oct 12, 2022 13:59:18 #
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Oct 12, 2022 16:26:58 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
When Plumbob was a newly ordained priest he was ne... (show quote)
Well when I hear confessions like this one, I kinda get excited.
A young Lady came upon my confessional the other day for confession,
Going through the normal sins i got a Oh by the way Father, I have really sinned. I cheated on my husband.
Of course I understand i said to her i was once loss and now i am found.
For penance, go around the church as many times as you cheated on him.
Her reply: " On foot "?
Oct 12, 2022 18:27:58 #
Oct 12, 2022 19:30:43 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
When Plumbob was a newly ordained priest he was ne... (show quote)
A good one, Troy, thanks for sharing.
Oct 12, 2022 21:26:18 #
Oct 12, 2022 21:59:30 #
I would enjoy priest Plumbob. He's taking the fear and stress out of the confessional. Bless you Father Plum.
Oct 13, 2022 05:35:50 #
plumbob wrote:
Well when I hear confessions like this one, I kinda get excited.
A young Lady came upon my confessional the other day for confession,
Going through the normal sins i got a Oh by the way Father, I have really sinned. I cheated on my husband.
Of course I understand i said to her i was once loss and now i am found.
For penance, go around the church as many times as you cheated on him.
Her reply: " On foot "?
A young Lady came upon my confessional the other day for confession,
Going through the normal sins i got a Oh by the way Father, I have really sinned. I cheated on my husband.
Of course I understand i said to her i was once loss and now i am found.
For penance, go around the church as many times as you cheated on him.
Her reply: " On foot "?
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Oct 13, 2022 07:07:17 #
Sounds like Father Plumbob would be a great wingman on a Saturday night!!
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Oct 13, 2022 07:44:13 #
mistred64 wrote:
I would enjoy priest Plumbob. He's taking the fear and stress out of the confessional. Bless you Father Plum.
Donations are accepted 64. Just slide it under the door.
Oct 13, 2022 07:46:49 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Sounds like Father Plumbob would be a great wingman on a Saturday night!!
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Ummmm, Plum does like the Ladies
Oct 13, 2022 09:14:23 #
plumbob wrote:
Ummmm, Plum does like the Ladies
We could confess on Sunday morning... easier to ask for forgiveness than permission!! LOL!!!
Oct 13, 2022 09:28:55 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
We could confess on Sunday morning... easier to ask for forgiveness than permission!! LOL!!!
I think i will go the direct route and confess on the way to church on Sunday Doug.
The line seems a little long when i get there. Wonder what they did all week.
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