Bad Joke of the Day, 10/09/22
Oct 9, 2022 06:28:28 #
Which knight invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference.
Oct 9, 2022 06:57:45 #
Oct 9, 2022 07:09:55 #
King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. He was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. The good wizard showed him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt... except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.
'This is no good, Merlin!' the king exclaimed, 'Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?'
'Ah, sire, just observe.' said Merlin. He then selected his most worn-out wand and inserted it in the gaping hole of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came out and cut the stick neatly in two.
'Merlin, you are a genius!' said King Arthur. After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur set out upon his quest.
Several years passed before he returned to Camelot.
Upon arrival, he immediately assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for a 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough, each of them had an amputated little Johnny or was damaged in some way. All except Sir Galahad.
'Sir Galahad', exclaimed King Arthur, 'The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!'
Sir Galahad was speechless!
'This is no good, Merlin!' the king exclaimed, 'Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?'
'Ah, sire, just observe.' said Merlin. He then selected his most worn-out wand and inserted it in the gaping hole of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came out and cut the stick neatly in two.
'Merlin, you are a genius!' said King Arthur. After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur set out upon his quest.
Several years passed before he returned to Camelot.
Upon arrival, he immediately assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for a 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough, each of them had an amputated little Johnny or was damaged in some way. All except Sir Galahad.
'Sir Galahad', exclaimed King Arthur, 'The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!'
Sir Galahad was speechless!
Oct 9, 2022 07:23:41 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expediti... (show quote)
You are on a roll this morning, BF.
Oct 9, 2022 07:59:09 #
flyguy wrote:
Which knight invented King Arthur's round table?
Great one fly, also loved BFās response. You boys have a great day.
Sir Cumference.
Great one fly, also loved BFās response. You boys have a great day.
Sir Cumference.
Oct 9, 2022 08:17:52 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expediti... (show quote)
LOL.. Cat got his tongue!
Oct 9, 2022 08:29:01 #
Oct 9, 2022 09:18:41 #
Oct 9, 2022 10:17:34 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expediti... (show quote)
Back to back homers there with flyguy and BF.
Oct 9, 2022 11:40:18 #
Oct 10, 2022 10:14:55 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
flyguy wrote:
Which knight invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference.
tee hee
Oct 10, 2022 13:41:32 #
flyguy wrote:
Which knight invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference.
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Oct 10, 2022 13:46:05 #
Oct 11, 2022 09:22:21 #
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