plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Pastor Troy picked up the receiver on the wall phone and it went like this.

'Hello, is this Pastor Troy?

'It is!'

'This is OJ from the IRS. Can you help us?'

'I can!'

'Do you know a fisherman in Kansas goes by Eastern Oz?

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will.'



Ghaynes approaching those retirement years is getting a little concerned.

Spent $ 7.00 on a gallon of gas and went to his doctor and said,

'Doc Gordon, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'

Doc Gordon says: 'That's not senility,' 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.' I ought to know.


Mrs Badfisherman a little perplexed and says to BF:

'What are you doing?'

BF short and to the point says: Nothing.

The Mrs has that WTF look and said: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been studying our marriage certificate for quite some time.'

After considerable though BF replies: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'



Mrs Fourchon doing her wifely duty politly ask: 4 Do you want dinner?'

4 says: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Mrs 4 replies: 'Yes or no.' You are on your own again!!!!!!!

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

You forgot an extended hospital stay. 😳

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Greg needs to grind another doctor. Take a dumb a$$ to forget to zip it down. Oh wait. That's me were talking about.LOL

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Bob you're back 🤣🤣👍

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Yea got to watch who i mention in the jokes. Got a few thin skin ones on here.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Up, down? I figured I had a 50/50 shot. It's not like it's a big deal either way anymore.

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

There is an expiration date, dang I missed it:-)