A fisherman hooked a lamp during a fishing trip to his favorite lake.
Upon rubbing the bottle, a genie appeared and said, "You are hereby granted one wish".
The fisherman requested to live forever, upon which the genie said that particular wish could not be granted.
Therefore, the man wished to live until the day after a bi-partisan Congress put in a full honest day's work promoting the best interests of all Americans and balancing the budget with unified support.
The genie replied, "Oh, you're a crafty bastard".
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A fisherman hooked a lamp during a fishing trip to his favorite lake.
Upon rubbing the bottle, a genie appeared and said, "You are hereby granted one wish".
The fisherman requested to live forever, upon which the genie said that particular wish could not be granted.
Therefore, the man wished to live until the day after a bi-partisan Congress put in a full honest day's work promoting the best interests of all Americans and balancing the budget with unified support.
The genie replied, "Oh, you're a crafty bastard".
A fisherman hooked a lamp during a fishing trip to... (
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Wishes and dreams, at least we got two things we can still do, because that balancing not going to happen in my life time.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Never happen DC corrupts everybody
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois πΊπΈ
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A fisherman hooked a lamp during a fishing trip to his favorite lake.
Upon rubbing the bottle, a genie appeared and said, "You are hereby granted one wish".
The fisherman requested to live forever, upon which the genie said that particular wish could not be granted.
Therefore, the man wished to live until the day after a bi-partisan Congress put in a full honest day's work promoting the best interests of all Americans and balancing the budget with unified support.
The genie replied, "Oh, you're a crafty bastard".
A fisherman hooked a lamp during a fishing trip to... (
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Gonna live a long, long time.π€ͺ
MoJoe
Loc: Springfield, MO
I've known many congressmen, and without exception they need to compromise to get anything done. Problem is, most compromise their principles even under the best of circumstances.
For the last 25-30 years, way too polarized. The American people are paying the price.
Do NOT ask to live forever! Ask to be YOUNG forever!
Living forever would be terrible if you just got older and older ...and older.
You gonna live a looong time my friend. ππ
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