OJdidit's drunk test
Oct 6, 2022 10:43:23 #
A police officer pulls over OJ, who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
OJ says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
OJ says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
Oct 6, 2022 11:30:16 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A police officer pulls over OJ, who's been weaving... (show quote)
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Oct 6, 2022 11:31:25 #
Oct 6, 2022 12:03:16 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
A police officer pulls over OJ, who's been weaving... (show quote)
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Oct 6, 2022 13:12:31 #
Grizzly 17 wrote:
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Oct 6, 2022 13:24:50 #
Bcmech1 wrote:
Here's oj's real test
https://youtu.be/D6VQDNIZH7U
https://youtu.be/D6VQDNIZH7U
After his performance, she should'a let him go 
Oct 6, 2022 13:28:01 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
OJdidit wrote:
Sooooo close š¤¦š¼āāļø
You could have left that answer out OJ.
Oct 6, 2022 20:31:07 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
You could have left that answer out OJ.
Being brutally honest has always been one of my faults!
Oct 7, 2022 08:03:12 #
Oct 8, 2022 08:56:03 #
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