hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
(I already have 2 bombs)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(O.M.G.!!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to
figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins
know about the pig?) The End!

I hope this made you smile😃
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

All good ones Hack.
Lucky Pig!

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

Your k*****g me, Hack. LMAO 😂 I want to know more about the pig. It must be some sort of technique…
🐟onn

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good ones Hack!
Pretty sure that Lion does it for pleasure, though!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Yeah, I guess. 30 minutes😲..I’d have to take the rest of the week off, maybe a month.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

I dunno Dave. I thought all they did for a long time was waller in the mud. 😋🤷🏻‍♂️
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas

Yeah, and I’ll bet it burns about a bazillion calories, too!!
(Remember the double-
mint gum jingle?) 🤣

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

I don’t know Hack. 30 minutes. I think I might have to practice that

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

On who?! Better buy a case of KY Jelly. Ya don’t wanna start any fires Slim.🤣
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

We’ll Hack, if I believed in reincarnation, I know what I’d come back as. 😁

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

🤣🤠😤

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

All good trivia. Thanks, Hack.
🥃🇺🇸🇺🇸

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Good ones but maybe not all true raised pigs most of my life and never saw a boar last that long seemed to me it was more like wham bam thank you maam

Mooseman65 Loc: Seattle

You the best Hack 👍

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

Good one's Hack !!
Hope all is well.
Have a good week