james_m wrote:
Two TX guys were in a barber shop.
One of them bragged: "My ranch is so big it takes me 1/2 day to drive across it."
The other says: "Yep, I used to have a truck like that once."
Another Texan was bragging that his ranch was so big he couldn’t even see the other side. That is until he got glasses that cured his nearsightedness.