Open mouth and insert foot.
Sep 14, 2022 09:56:20 #
I just happen to hear my bride out on the deck last night with our neighbor's wife. Talking about the other day that she was having lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and she and I have been married for 25+ years.
They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. Then they agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
Her engaged friend: The other night when her boyfriend came over he found her with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw her and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then they made passionate love all night long.
The mistress: said Me too! Just last night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then my juice had to share her story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said:
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
Hello Sofa!!!! Now i know why i found the pillow left outside the locked bedroom door.
They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. Then they agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
Her engaged friend: The other night when her boyfriend came over he found her with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw her and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then they made passionate love all night long.
The mistress: said Me too! Just last night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then my juice had to share her story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said:
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
Hello Sofa!!!! Now i know why i found the pillow left outside the locked bedroom door.
Sep 14, 2022 10:20:33 #
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Sep 14, 2022 10:43:35 #
OJdidit wrote:
Think first…speak second!
Sure put that pressure on me too.
Sep 14, 2022 10:45:28 #
Slimshady wrote:
Oh boy. At least you didn’t say who are you?
No problem Slim, the others like red flowery outfits.
Sep 14, 2022 10:50:57 #
plumbob wrote:
No problem Slim, the others like red flowery outfits.
The others??
Sep 14, 2022 10:56:59 #
EasternOZ wrote:
The others??
I was waiting to see who picked that up
I'll Pm you the answer, don't want it to get around.
Sep 14, 2022 11:09:58 #
Sep 14, 2022 11:39:05 #
Slimshady wrote:
Oh boy. At least you didn’t say who are you?
Or. "Get out of here. My wife will be home any minute."
Sep 14, 2022 11:40:12 #
plumbob wrote:
I just happen to hear my bride out on the deck las... (show quote)
MAJOR FAUX PAS Plum. After 25 years you shoulda knowed better🤣🤣🤣
Sep 14, 2022 13:12:51 #
plumbob wrote:
I just happen to hear my bride out on the deck las... (show quote)
I'm not too sure I would have even gone to sleep that night.
At least not where she could place that pillow over my face.Sep 14, 2022 13:44:14 #
Graywulff wrote:
MAJOR FAUX PAS Plum. After 25 years you shoulda knowed better🤣🤣🤣
Just another disadvantage to being a slow learner Wulffy. I think those times my sister accidently let me roll of the bed had a side effect.
Notice i said " times "!!!!
Sep 14, 2022 13:45:58 #
plumbob wrote:
Duly noted. Must have hit your head a bunch of those times.Just another disadvantage to being a slow learner Wulffy. I think those times my sister accidently let me roll of the bed had a side effect.
Notice i said " times "!!!!
Notice i said " times "!!!!
Sep 14, 2022 13:49:58 #
Graywulff wrote:
Duly noted. Must have hit your head a bunch of those times.
It wasn't so much the fall, i think the lamp that supposedly tipped over from the vibration may have had something to do with it also.
When i got older i was able to re locate to the lower bed on the bunk beds.
Sep 14, 2022 19:09:30 #
plumbob wrote:
I was waiting to see who picked that up img src="... (show quote)
Like giving out your favorite fishing hole?
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