Dance with what brung ya'!
Sep 14, 2022 08:46:29 #
Sadie, a 54-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, Sadie decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied:
âI didn't recognize you."
While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, Sadie decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied:
âI didn't recognize you."
Sep 14, 2022 09:00:32 #
Sep 14, 2022 09:07:58 #
Sep 14, 2022 10:09:15 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Sadie, a 54-year-old woman had a heart attack and ... (show quote)
Reindeer and Ambo's what is this world coming to. RSP Granny.
Sep 15, 2022 03:07:18 #
Sep 15, 2022 04:34:37 #
Sep 15, 2022 14:45:32 #
Sep 15, 2022 21:15:58 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Sadie, a 54-year-old woman had a heart attack and ... (show quote)
All I can say is wow didn't see that coming ð ðŠ !!
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