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Sep 13, 2022 10:22:13   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Plumbob is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.

He is obviously drunk.

So the bartender says to Troy who is in the bar:

“Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”

Troy takes plumbob out the door and to his car and plumbob stumbles at least ten times.

They drive along and plumbob points out his house to Troy

Troy stops the car and plumbob stumbles up the steps to his house.

The Juice greets them at the door:

“Why thank you for bringing him home for me again, but where’s his wheelchair?”

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Sep 13, 2022 12:35:46   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
I didn’t see that one coming! 😂

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Sep 13, 2022 14:27:26   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
OJdidit wrote:
I didn’t see that one coming! 😂


LOL he must have not seen it yet

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Sep 13, 2022 16:49:29   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plumbob is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.

He is obviously drunk.

So the bartender says to Troy who is in the bar:

“Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”

Troy takes plumbob out the door and to his car and plumbob stumbles at least ten times.

They drive along and plumbob points out his house to Troy

Troy stops the car and plumbob stumbles up the steps to his house.

The Juice greets them at the door:

“Why thank you for bringing him home for me again, but where’s his wheelchair?”
Plumbob is in a bar and falling off his stool ever... (show quote)


For starters, one does stumble when being pushed 10 times, and secondly don't anyone believe Troy came to a stop to let me out.

I need a drink.

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Sep 13, 2022 17:57:12   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
For starters, one does stumble when being pushed 10 times, and secondly don't anyone believe Troy came to a stop to let me out.

I need a drink.


You don’t even remember I picked you up off the floor carried you to my car picked you up again and walked you to the door where I met the Juice and she thanked me and ask me to put you on the couch

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Sep 13, 2022 18:19:13   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
I can see that’s a case of the pot calling the kettle black

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Sep 13, 2022 18:20:42   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Slimshady wrote:
I can see that’s a case of the pot calling the kettle black


No it’s not Plumbob never showed up each time I called him to drive me home

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Sep 13, 2022 19:22:07   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
You don’t even remember I picked you up off the floor carried you to my car picked you up again and walked you to the door where I met the Juice and she thanked me and ask me to put you on the couch


I recall being picked up but the drops are remembered as well. Up/ Bam Up / Bam Up / Bam And i wont say anthing about the steps. bop bop bop bop

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Sep 13, 2022 19:23:37   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Slimshady wrote:
I can see that’s a case of the pot calling the kettle black


See Troy now everyone knows how you got the Pasture Troy title. Found you to many times 3 sheets to the wind sleeping of your habits.

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Sep 13, 2022 21:05:46   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
See Troy now everyone knows how you got the Pasture Troy title. Found you to many times 3 sheets to the wind sleeping of your habits.


It wasn’t me plus you wouldn’t know you were drunk

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Sep 14, 2022 06:21:12   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
It wasn’t me plus you wouldn’t know you were drunk


Sounds like a cop out to me.

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Sep 14, 2022 06:30:51   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
Sounds like a cop out to me.


No cop out just facts. You seem to forget quite often but you know where to find all the Bar’s in town no matter where you go.

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Sep 14, 2022 07:39:24   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plumbob is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.

He is obviously drunk.

So the bartender says to Troy who is in the bar:

“Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”

Troy takes plumbob out the door and to his car and plumbob stumbles at least ten times.

They drive along and plumbob points out his house to Troy

Troy stops the car and plumbob stumbles up the steps to his house.

The Juice greets them at the door:

“Why thank you for bringing him home for me again, but where’s his wheelchair?”
Plumbob is in a bar and falling off his stool ever... (show quote)


I was thinking, where's his yak? 🤣

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Sep 14, 2022 08:34:34   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Passingbye wrote:
I was thinking, where's his yak? 🤣


How do you think i have been getting from bar to bar Pb. Stay at each one until it rains. That's how Pasture Troy knows how to fine me.

Other wise he would stay at his back yard moon shine still.

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Sep 14, 2022 11:34:08   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
How do you think i have been getting from bar to bar Pb. Stay at each one until it rains. That's how Pasture Troy knows how to fine me.

Other wise he would stay at his back yard moon shine still.


Now you told everyone where I be hiding but it’s only to keep you out of it. What happened to the fresh batch I made yesterday? I knew my dogs was barking at something last night. You could at least clean up after yourself. I know it was you because the woman you left there told me you promised her I would give her breakfast and a ride home

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