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Bad Joke of the Day, 09/13/22
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Sep 13, 2022 05:33:26   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Wife: "How do I look?" Husband: "With your eyes." and then the fight started.

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Sep 13, 2022 05:43:06   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Gotta use that one fly, have a good day buddy.

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Sep 13, 2022 06:02:30   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Gotta use that one!

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Sep 13, 2022 06:05:06   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Sounds like a legitimate answer to me! πŸ˜„

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Sep 13, 2022 06:06:34   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
flyguy wrote:
Wife: "How do I look?" Husband: "With your eyes." and then the fight started.


Don't you hate those: Does this dress make me look fat questions?

Mom did say always be honest and she will Love you forever.

Yea Right Mom!!!!!!!!

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Sep 13, 2022 06:17:14   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
plumbob wrote:
Don't you hate those: Does this dress make me look fat questions?

Mom did say always be honest and she will Love you forever.

Yea Right Mom!!!!!!!!


If my Wifey asks that question I just shake my head and walk away... its all over....

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Sep 13, 2022 06:53:02   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
If my Wifey asks that question I just shake my head and walk away... its all over....


Smart man Doug πŸ‘

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Sep 13, 2022 07:48:11   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Tell her beautiful and she'll say "O, you're just saying that "

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Sep 13, 2022 08:00:21   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
plumbob wrote:
Don't you hate those: Does this dress make me look fat questions?

Mom did say always be honest and she will Love you forever.

Yea Right Mom!!!!!!!!


The correct/honest answer is always β€œnope”.
(It ain’t the dress!) πŸ˜†

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Sep 13, 2022 10:34:13   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
plumbob wrote:
Don't you hate those: Does this dress make me look fat questions?

Mom did say always be honest and she will Love you forever.

Yea Right Mom!!!!!!!!


Don't you hate those: Does this dress make me look fat questions?

No. but you make that dress look fat

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Sep 13, 2022 12:37:24   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Randyhartford wrote:
The correct/honest answer is always β€œnope”.
(It ain’t the dress!) πŸ˜†


πŸ˜‚

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Sep 13, 2022 13:26:15   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
I'm so glad to see that I'll have friends in the place I'm destined to go.. 🀣😜🀣

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Sep 13, 2022 16:34:22   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
I'm so glad to see that I'll have friends in the place I'm destined to go.. 🀣😜🀣


Not quite there yet Doug, but the bottom is approaching fast.

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Sep 14, 2022 09:28:16   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
Yep.

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Sep 14, 2022 14:25:52   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin
 
Good one fly
My wife once asked me 'what's on tv?'
I answered 'dust!'
And that's when the fight started

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