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Sep 10, 2022 21:18:54 #

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Why is a gas station like sex?

Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to use self service.

Sep 10, 2022 21:45:55 #

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

mistred64 wrote:

Why is a gas station like sex?

Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to use self service.

Travel to Oregon , they service you and I like it ☺

Sep 10, 2022 22:10:27 #

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Alright you two knock it off 🤣🤣. Y'all are ornery 😜. Mist that's a good one brother 👍👍

Sep 10, 2022 23:29:41 #

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

Grizzly 17 wrote:

Alright you two knock it off 🤣🤣. Y'all are ornery 😜. Mist that's a good one brother 👍👍

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sep 11, 2022 06:22:12 #

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

mistred64 wrote:

Why is a gas station like sex?

Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to use self service.

A winner, ed, thanks for sharing.

Sep 11, 2022 10:44:29 #

Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM

mistred64 wrote:

Why is a gas station like sex?

Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to use self service.

I haven’t seen any full service in a lot of years

Sep 11, 2022 10:48:01 #

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

mistred64 wrote:

Why is a gas station like sex?

Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to use self service.

No full service gas stations anymore and not for a few of us at home. Asking for it and self service are probably the only options. Not necessarily in that order. Funny stuff Mistred64.

Sep 11, 2022 10:58:35 #

smitty Loc: maine

there are 5 gas stations in Bath Maine ; 2 are full serve and DONT charge much more

Sep 11, 2022 13:40:06 #

FinFisherman Loc: Born in Ohio - 40 yrs Florida- Clearwater,Fl

mistred64 wrote:

Why is a gas station like sex?

Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to use self service.

I wouldn't know what to do with full service and when I ask for service all I get is laughter.

Sep 11, 2022 13:58:37 #

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

FinFisherman wrote:

I wouldn't know what to do with full service and when I ask for service all I get is laughter.

Well, there's always fishing I guess.

Sep 11, 2022 14:06:22 #

Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.

Frank romero wrote:

I haven’t seen any full service in a lot of years

Oregon just pumps gas for you been years since I was asked ff they could check the oil or wash the windshield

Sep 11, 2022 14:16:43 #

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

mistred64 wrote:

Why is a gas station like sex?

Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to use self service.

Mistred64, do you get the impression some people are talking about strictly gas stations(not how it's like sex), just old, full service, years ago, gas stations?

Sep 11, 2022 14:46:07 #

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

ghaynes1 wrote:

Mistred64, do you get the impression some people are talking about strictly gas stations(not how it's like sex), just old, full service, years ago, gas stations?

Yea I'm seeing that. I wonder if they like mustard or ketchup on their gas station hot dog?

Sep 11, 2022 14:47:38 #

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

mistred64 wrote:

Yea I'm seeing that. I wonder if they like mustard or ketchup on their gas station hot dog?

That may be too deep of a question for even the Chit-Chat section.