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Sep 3, 2022 22:47:02   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."

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Sep 3, 2022 22:54:12   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


Heck with the wine. Hit he Rum n tequila 🤪 😋

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Sep 3, 2022 23:15:08   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


Our father who art in heaven,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,🙏👍

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Sep 4, 2022 00:16:13   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


🤣🤣🤣🤣good luck buddy 🤣🤣🤣

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Sep 4, 2022 05:12:27   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


I hate it when that happens. Pack the parachutes.

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Sep 4, 2022 06:43:34   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


Oh Chitt!

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Sep 4, 2022 06:50:58   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


Good morning, John. Some good advice in both of those, John, thank you.

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Sep 4, 2022 08:34:53   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Praying

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Sep 4, 2022 09:24:19   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


oops

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Sep 4, 2022 10:13:18   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


ha ha ha

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Sep 4, 2022 10:15:50   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


Ut Oh

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Sep 4, 2022 14:43:16   #
CoDen Loc: Little R, SC
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


Lol

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Sep 4, 2022 14:55:25   #
CoDen Loc: Little R, SC
 
OJdidit wrote:
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the CNN News photographer qu... (show quote)


This is a true story.

A guy I know worked for NY Corrections was at grocery store and it’s snowing real bad. He comes out of store and sees this car idling in front of store. He gets in back seat and says to driver take me to Christys’s (a bar). They get to bar and he says to driver ok what I owe ya? The driver says owe me and says what you mean. Passenger says “yes what I owe you for the fare? Driver says this isn’t a cab. He ended up giving him like $30. It turns out guy was waiting for his wife out in front of store. Lol. Would like to hear conversation between driver and his wife. Lol

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Sep 4, 2022 15:04:46   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Papa-D wrote:
This is a true story.

A guy I know worked for NY Corrections was at grocery store and it’s snowing real bad. He comes out of store and sees this car idling in front of store. He gets in back seat and says to driver take me to Christys’s (a bar). They get to bar and he says to driver ok what I owe ya? The driver says owe me and says what you mean. Passenger says “yes what I owe you for the fare? Driver says this isn’t a cab. He ended up giving him like $30. It turns out guy was waiting for his wife out in front of store. Lol. Would like to hear conversation between driver and his wife. Lol
This is a true story. br br A guy I know worked f... (show quote)


Maybe when he went back to get her he gave her the $30 to try and make her happy.

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Sep 4, 2022 17:38:10   #
CoDen Loc: Little R, SC
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Maybe when he went back to get her he gave her the $30 to try and make her happy.


That’s what I would do.

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