Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do.
About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," says the doctor.
So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."
"What?" says the priest. "What's happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his grown-up son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."
The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Wheew!!! Didn't see that coming!!! 😂🤣

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Yikes!

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

WOW!!!

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

😱😱🤯 Holly poke

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Funny but gross

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Not exactly what I was expecting

Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM

Now that is funny

campbellclan Loc: Levy Co. Florida

I would not touch that with a 10ft pole.(no pun intended)

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!

Tali Loc: Ohio

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The super market manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?”
"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

Tali Loc: Ohio

True Story!!
some years back, I decided to camp at Cowan. My neighbor (deceast now), told me a million times, how great the lake was, so I thought I would try it. I got there with my tent and boat, and hurridly sent up camp, as I wanted to check out the lake. Now to this day, I have no memory of the trip. Seems my neighbor never mentioned the cargo jets that took off every fifteen minutes throughout the night.. "I swear they went right over my tent"..... So I spent several long days and very long sleepless nights..
After I got back home, I cornered my neighbor, and he said " we never go during the week cause of the planes"!!!!!

Tali Loc: Ohio

Another true story

We would make home made water rockets at work when there was nothing to do. We would use half liter water bottles, and a piece of steel brake line with a gas valve. We would drill a hole just under 5/16 dia. in the cap. Half fill it with water and attach it to air. We had about 150psi air system, and they were crazy to shoot.. (the new bottles are too flimsy). One of my co workers decided to try a Gatorade bottle, but the hole was drilled too small. It stuck and wouldn't come off the tube. The bottle blew up next to my head. I remember saying "I can't feel my hand and my ears are ringing.. My hand was numb and i couldn't hear for about 5 minutes.. yet we were laughing like school kids... We grew up in a different era... If you weren't dead, it was automatically funny........... When i was about 14, we made a rocket from leftover estes parts, and replaced the chute with FFFF. "Still can't talk about that one at Mom's house..

Tali Loc: Ohio

True Story

I was trying some other blades in the lake behind my apt. I got a lot of small bass before the office lady ran me off, something about no fishing. I was sarcastic saying "well why isn't it posted? I ride several miles every night around this lake, and I've never seen a no fishing sign." She said "Turn around."
Sure enough, there was this little sign that said no fishing. The signs could only be seen if you circled the lake clockwise. All the signs faced one direction, and I felt like a Moron.
The next night i'm out there casting, and I had 7 hits but hadn't caught any, and here she comes... I told you yesterday, No Fishing!!
I reeled in and said "I'm not fishing, see... no hooks" She said "That was almost funny." I quit fishing it. The young neighbor boys told me where to fish so the office couldn't see me.. Too funny.