OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Four Retirees Visit A Bar

Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona .
They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen ?"

There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.

In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That's 10 cents each, please."

The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, “That’s 40 cents, please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.

Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every
Drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."

" Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.

As the four of them sip at their martinis , they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "They're retired people from Wisconsin. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons."

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

The true definition of penny pinchers, eh John. Thanks for the laughs.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Every penny counts

smitty Loc: maine

u funny oj

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Nickle drinks at happy hour, that's squeezing the nickle til the Buffalo poops 💩

Bassmatter Loc: Rohnert Park Ca.

One of the seven was my aunt Sally!

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

I saw your post yesterday, that was some good catching thanks for the pics

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

" coupons " i like coupons. Order up guys, i am buying.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

I keep telling everyone you’re quite a guy! 😉

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Set em up OJ, and 2 for you.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Hey Bob, I thought you were fishing with Butch today? Marburg maybe?

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

No Fred, I got wife duties for awhile after her shoulder surgery. I went last Tuesday to Marburg Griz couldn't make it but had one SM no bigger than 7 - 8". Definitely not pic worthy.

If the Juice is with the program next week, Griz wants to go striper hunting with me,

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good luck whenever you get out there! All fish are picture worthy if you have the right accessories 😉😂

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Maybe that's what I'm thinking of, I'm losing track of time here.
How's the Juice doing, is she feeling any better? Please give her my best wishes for a quick recovery.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

I don't know OJ, this guy was darn near bait size.