What’s your name? Young Indian boy asked his father how he got his name. His father said,” it is tribal custom that when a child is born, the first thing the father sees, he names his...

Namvet69 Loc: Ohio

Young Indian boy asked his father how he got his name. His father said,” it is tribal custom that when a child is born, the first thing the father sees, he names his child. When your older brother was born, I came from tepee and first thing I saw was a red hawk. I called him Red Hawk. Your sister was born and first thing I saw was a mourning dove. She was called Mourning Dove. Your other brother I named Running Elk because that was first thing I saw. Why do you ask Pooping Dog?”

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

Namvet69 wrote:

Young Indian boy asked his father how he got his name. His father said,” it is tribal custom that when a child is born, the first thing the father sees, he names his child. When your older brother was born, I came from tepee and first thing I saw was a red hawk. I called him Red Hawk. Your sister was born and first thing I saw was a mourning dove. She was called Mourning Dove. Your other brother I named Running Elk because that was first thing I saw. Why do you ask Pooping Dog?”

Good one Namvet

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

Ouch, that would hurt

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Well s$$t that's a crappy name 🤣🤣

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Namvet69 wrote:

Young Indian boy asked his father how he got his name. His father said,” it is tribal custom that when a child is born, the first thing the father sees, he names his child. When your older brother was born, I came from tepee and first thing I saw was a red hawk. I called him Red Hawk. Your sister was born and first thing I saw was a mourning dove. She was called Mourning Dove. Your other brother I named Running Elk because that was first thing I saw. Why do you ask Pooping Dog?”

LMAO, good one Namvet.!

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Namvet69 wrote:

Young Indian boy asked his father how he got his name. His father said,” it is tribal custom that when a child is born, the first thing the father sees, he names his child. When your older brother was born, I came from tepee and first thing I saw was a red hawk. I called him Red Hawk. Your sister was born and first thing I saw was a mourning dove. She was called Mourning Dove. Your other brother I named Running Elk because that was first thing I saw. Why do you ask Pooping Dog?”

I thought his name was " Busted Rubber."

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

Namvet69 wrote:

Young Indian boy asked his father how he got his name. His father said,” it is tribal custom that when a child is born, the first thing the father sees, he names his child. When your older brother was born, I came from tepee and first thing I saw was a red hawk. I called him Red Hawk. Your sister was born and first thing I saw was a mourning dove. She was called Mourning Dove. Your other brother I named Running Elk because that was first thing I saw. Why do you ask Pooping Dog?”

Yep that bad as being call a boy name SUE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ

That was definitely cleaned up!

Bobfromfremont Loc: Fremont Ca

Namvet69 wrote:

Young Indian boy asked his father how he got his name. His father said,” it is tribal custom that when a child is born, the first thing the father sees, he names his child. When your older brother was born, I came from tepee and first thing I saw was a red hawk. I called him Red Hawk. Your sister was born and first thing I saw was a mourning dove. She was called Mourning Dove. Your other brother I named Running Elk because that was first thing I saw. Why do you ask Pooping Dog?”

I heard it a little different but I don’t think you can put that on the stage

Namvet69 Loc: Ohio

USAF Major wrote:

That was definitely cleaned up!

Yeah. I wanted to be able to tell the joke for any and all ages. I believe there are some ladies on here, so it was tweaked a good bit.

Namvet69 Loc: Ohio

Bobfromfremont wrote:

I heard it a little different but I don’t think you can put that on the stage

yeah. I tweaked it a good bit. Not sure who all is on the stage. Got to keep it agreeable for all.

Bobfromfremont Loc: Fremont Ca

Namvet69 wrote:

Yeah. I wanted to be able to tell the joke for any and all ages. I believe there are some ladies on here, so it was tweaked a good bit.

I heard it from my sister