padrebino wrote:
*Albert:* "What happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "Jailed for what?
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes l do. What about her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old I was so proud of my manhood that I pleaded guilty. *The damn judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."*