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Things to remember as we grow older
Aug 24, 2022 23:15:47   #
padrebino Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
 
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in
his eyes, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet, and they won’t bother
you for weeks, months, maybe years.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
* In the ‘60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make
it normal.

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Aug 25, 2022 00:00:00   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
padrebino wrote:
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in
his eyes, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet, and they won’t bother
you for weeks, months, maybe years.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
* In the ‘60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make
it normal.
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world. br... (show quote)


All so true there 👍🏽👍🏽

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Aug 25, 2022 05:36:13   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
padrebino wrote:
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in
his eyes, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet, and they won’t bother
you for weeks, months, maybe years.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
* In the ‘60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make
it normal.
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world. br... (show quote)


Good ones, Padro, how's Tony doing?

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Aug 25, 2022 05:59:27   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
All too true!

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Aug 25, 2022 08:44:27   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
padrebino wrote:
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in
his eyes, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet, and they won’t bother
you for weeks, months, maybe years.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
* In the ‘60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make
it normal.
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world. br... (show quote)

Hahaha wait a minute what kind of sandwich 😁 good one's Padrebino 😅

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Aug 25, 2022 09:02:20   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good ones and all true

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Aug 25, 2022 11:11:32   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
padrebino wrote:
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in
his eyes, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet, and they won’t bother
you for weeks, months, maybe years.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
* In the ‘60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make
it normal.
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world. br... (show quote)


Ha ha. So true. Health nuts dyingn of nothing very funny!!

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Aug 25, 2022 11:36:15   #
padrebino Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
 
flyguy wrote:
Good ones, Padro, how's Tony doing?


Fly, he's doing better now. Drop him a PM and he'll bring you up to speed.

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Aug 25, 2022 14:37:56   #
FixorFish Loc: SW Oregon
 
Proven scientific fact...... those who have the most BIRTHDAYS live longer than those with fewer.

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Aug 25, 2022 15:42:59   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
padrebino wrote:
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in
his eyes, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet, and they won’t bother
you for weeks, months, maybe years.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
* In the ‘60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make
it normal.
* Death is the number 1 killer in the world. br... (show quote)


Here's another one - No matter where you go, there you are.

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Aug 25, 2022 22:12:28   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
So So true

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