On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, PlumBob was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such a long duration.
Fredfish asked first, "Tell us, Plum, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"
Plum responded, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness -- and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, PlumBob was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such a long duration.
Fredfish asked first, "Tell us, Plum, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"
Plum responded, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness -- and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
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Are you serious about at this stuff. Dang I have a lot to learn in the next 2 yrs π΅βπ«π₯΄π€£
I knew the answer, but was giving Plum a chance to save himself.
Fredfish wrote:
I knew the answer, but was giving Plum a chance to save himself.
You're one hell'uva of a guy, Fred.
Plum needs all the help he can get.
flyguy wrote:
Naw, they're all lies.
Great now I have nothing to worry about FG. I π€π€£
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, PlumBob was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such a long duration.
Fredfish asked first, "Tell us, Plum, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"
Plum responded, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness -- and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
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Plumbob also learned to say 'Yes Dearborn frequently
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