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Aug 24, 2022 09:28:42   #
Namvet69 Loc: Ohio
 
Man being evaluated in a psych ward is asked what would be the first thing he’d do if you got out? “ I’d shoot those black birds off that fence out there.” There’s no fence and no black birds. Well, he’s not ready. A month later he’s ask the same question. “I’d shoot those black birds off that fence out there.” Well, he’s not ready. Six months later, he’s asked the same question. He responds, “ I’d get a job.” Sounds good. What would you do next? “I’d buy a car.” Much improved. Then what? “ I’d get a girl friend”. Pretty normal. Then what? “ We’d got out and park and make out”. Then what? “I’d take the elastic out of her pants and shot the black birds off that fence off that fence it there. “

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Aug 24, 2022 10:14:24   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Sooooo close!

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Aug 24, 2022 10:40:52   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Yep I would give him another chance he definitely Improving by the month
Another couple months he be free to shoot those black birds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Aug 24, 2022 11:05:52   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Yep. He’s just gotta get his priorities straight

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