Little boy paid close attention to preacher at church talking about creation of man. “From dust you came, to dust you shall return”. Once home , the boy asked his mother about the sermon. Mom explained it to him. Two weeks later, mom heard him screaming,” mommy, come quick!” Mom ran to his room and ask” what was wrong?” The little boy said, “Quick, under the bed!! Someone’s either coming or going”!!
Good one!
That story reminds me of the service we were attending when the Priest got to the part when he said “We are…but dust!” My oldest (who may have been about 4?) whispers to me “Dad, he said butt dust”, loud enough for the folks behind to hear. They snickered…Mom didn’t! Out we went and I had to explain it to him.
Oh no the dreaded BUTT DUST 🤣🤣
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