The duck
Aug 22, 2022 23:21:13 #
Namvet69
Loc: Ohio
A duck walks into a store and ask the clerk, “do you have any grapes?” The clerk answers, “ no, we don’t sell grapes here”. The next day the duck walks into the same store and asks, “ do you have any grapes?” The clerk, a little agitated answers, “ no, we don’t sell grapes here”. The next day the duck walks into the same store and asks, “ do you have any grapes?” The clerk, very agitated says, “ I have told you twice before, we don’t sell grapes here. If you come in tomorrow and ask me, I am going to nail your feet to the floor.” The next day the duck walks into the store and asks the clerk, “ do you have any nails?” The clerk answers “No!!!” The duck then says ,” good. Do you have any grapes?”
Aug 23, 2022 02:19:55 #
Aug 23, 2022 05:12:03 #
Namvet69 wrote:
A duck walks into a store and ask the clerk, “do y... (show quote)
Ducks were never very smart. Thanks for sharing, Namvet.
Aug 23, 2022 05:40:33 #
Namvet69 wrote:
A duck walks into a store and ask the clerk, “do y... (show quote)
Namvet , This joke totally cracked me up. I'm imagining the duck talking with a Burgess Merideth penguin voice, GF just woke up and is giving me hell for laughing out loud @ my tablet. Oh well, she can't divorce me or kick me out of my own house. Coffee's ready, maybe that will help.
Thanx 4 the post .......
Aug 23, 2022 07:49:24 #
flyguy wrote:
Ducks were never very smart. Thanks for sharing, Namvet.
Smart enough to make sure he had no nails lol
Aug 23, 2022 10:50:00 #
flyguy wrote:
Ducks were never very smart. Thanks for sharing, Namvet.
No, but they always have a smile on their face !!😂😁🦆🦆 good one Namvet!
Aug 23, 2022 14:48:18 #
Aug 23, 2022 15:05:29 #
Justoldjim
Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
Huntm22 wrote:
Quack Quack!’
I would echo that, but you know the echo don't happen
Aug 23, 2022 15:59:07 #
Aug 23, 2022 16:22:26 #
joe dow
Loc: poconos
duck walks into a store and asks for chapstick, clerk says will that be cash or charge ? duck says just put it on my bill !!!!!!!
Aug 23, 2022 21:08:06 #
Namvet69
Loc: Ohio
joe dow wrote:
duck walks into a store and asks for chapstick, clerk says will that be cash or charge ? duck says just put it on my bill !!!!!!!
That’s a cute one. I will have to remember that one. Haha
Aug 24, 2022 07:36:52 #
joe dow
Loc: poconos
duck went to buy a house, he gave them a feather as a down payment .the ladies love a good duck joke !
Aug 24, 2022 07:46:14 #
Namvet69 wrote:
A duck walks into a store and ask the clerk, “do y... (show quote)
That joke was quacked up! 🤣
Aug 25, 2022 06:57:41 #
joe dow wrote:
duck went to buy a house, he gave them a feather as a down payment .the ladies love a good duck joke !
Joe...... Huh ? I may be dense, but WTF is the humor here ?
Aug 25, 2022 07:56:03 #
joe dow
Loc: poconos
down payment, under coating of soft feathers for a duck or goose is called down , used for insulation like a goose or eider down vest or coat
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