Jeremy was young, but not dumb
Aug 21, 2022 14:35:35 #
Jeremy's father went hunting with him, together for the first time.
His father said "Stay here and be very quiet. I'll be across the field."
A little while later his father heard a blood-curdling scream and ran back to Jeremy asking, "What's wrong? I told you to be quiet!"
Jeremy answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when both the wolf and the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and asked, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?', I panicked..."
Soon thereafter, Jeremy took up fishing.
His father said "Stay here and be very quiet. I'll be across the field."
A little while later his father heard a blood-curdling scream and ran back to Jeremy asking, "What's wrong? I told you to be quiet!"
Jeremy answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when both the wolf and the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and asked, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?', I panicked..."
Soon thereafter, Jeremy took up fishing.
Aug 21, 2022 14:37:53 #
Aug 21, 2022 14:48:41 #
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Jeremy's father went hunting with him, together fo... (show quote)
Yikes! poor guy,, my wife has mine in her purse,,,,😀🍒
Aug 21, 2022 14:57:05 #
Foodfisher
Loc: SO. Cal coast
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Jeremy's father went hunting with him, together fo... (show quote)
🤣🤣🤣
Aug 21, 2022 15:48:02 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Yikes! poor guy,, my wife has mine in her purse,,,,😀🍒
At least you know where yours are!
Aug 21, 2022 16:18:49 #
Well Marine, at least she says she does. How long since you've seen them, much less actually used them? I've been married for 54 years. Need I say more?
Aug 21, 2022 20:04:01 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Well Marine, at least she says she does. How long since you've seen them, much less actually used them? I've been married for 54 years. Need I say more?
Ha ha! Used em 22 years ago Pismo Beach Miracle !!(daughter Kayla) I was 46,,my Dad gave my wife 2 of these on a string when we were Married 38 years ago!! Told her to keep my "nuts " in her purse 🤣😅😁
Aug 21, 2022 20:17:03 #
Foodfisher
Loc: SO. Cal coast
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Ha ha! Used em 22 years ago Pismo Beach Miracle !!(daughter Kayla) I was 46,,my Dad gave my wife 2 of these on a string when we were Married 38 years ago!! Told her to keep my "nuts " in her purse 🤣😅😁
You owe me the beer that just left my nose and went all over my chest. Dam!
I'm going to look for a caterpillar
Aug 21, 2022 20:20:54 #
Foodfisher wrote:
You owe me the beer that just left my nose and went all over my chest. Dam!
I'm going to look for a caterpillar
I'm going to look for a caterpillar
You got it Sir !🍺
Aug 22, 2022 09:48:24 #
Aug 22, 2022 10:54:53 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
And you think you have to be married that long for that to happen?
Aug 22, 2022 13:41:34 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Yikes! poor guy,, my wife has mine in her purse,,,,😀🍒
😂👍
Aug 22, 2022 16:43:02 #
Justoldjim
Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
Jeremy's father went hunting with him, together fo... (show quote)
fishing is safer never heard a fish talk
Aug 22, 2022 17:05:03 #
Aug 22, 2022 17:47:21 #
Slimshady wrote:
And you think you have to be married that long for that to happen?
Gosh no! Our son's are 34, & 33 !!
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