An older gentleman was walking along a pond and heard a small voice saying "hey mister" coming from the tall grass, he parted the grass and realized the voice was that of a frog. He picked up the frog and it started speaking to him. " I'm really a Princes and if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young lady and fulfill all your intimate desires" The old man then stuck the frog in his pocket and went along his way. From inside his pocket he heard the small voice again "Hey mister didn't you hear what I said?". "Yep" the old man replied ,but at my age I'd rather have a talking Frog🐸. It's true ......... True story🐸
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and heard a small voice saying "hey mister" coming from the tall grass, he parted the grass and realized the voice was that of a frog. He picked up the frog and it started speaking to him. " I'm really a Princes and if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young lady and fulfill all your intimate desires" The old man then stuck the frog in his pocket and went along his way. From inside his pocket he heard the small voice again "Hey mister didn't you hear what I said?". "Yep" the old man replied ,but at my age I'd rather have a talking Frog🐸. It's true ......... True story🐸
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and he... (show quote)
Thanks for sharing your secret with us Andy. Your frogs talk the fish into eating them.
Lizards let my wife pick them up, it's the craziest thing...she had one hanging out by her Nordick Track, when she would exercise it came out and let her pick it up, when anyone else entered the room it darted off.
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Andy B wrote:
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and heard a small voice saying "hey mister" coming from the tall grass, he parted the grass and realized the voice was that of a frog. He picked up the frog and it started speaking to him. " I'm really a Princes and if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young lady and fulfill all your intimate desires" The old man then stuck the frog in his pocket and went along his way. From inside his pocket he heard the small voice again "Hey mister didn't you hear what I said?". "Yep" the old man replied ,but at my age I'd rather have a talking Frog🐸. It's true ......... True story🐸
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and he... (show quote)
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and heard a small voice saying "hey mister" coming from the tall grass, he parted the grass and realized the voice was that of a frog. He picked up the frog and it started speaking to him. " I'm really a Princes and if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young lady and fulfill all your intimate desires" The old man then stuck the frog in his pocket and went along his way. From inside his pocket he heard the small voice again "Hey mister didn't you hear what I said?". "Yep" the old man replied ,but at my age I'd rather have a talking Frog🐸. It's true ......... True story🐸
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and he... (show quote)
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and heard a small voice saying "hey mister" coming from the tall grass, he parted the grass and realized the voice was that of a frog. He picked up the frog and it started speaking to him. " I'm really a Princes and if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young lady and fulfill all your intimate desires" The old man then stuck the frog in his pocket and went along his way. From inside his pocket he heard the small voice again "Hey mister didn't you hear what I said?". "Yep" the old man replied ,but at my age I'd rather have a talking Frog🐸. It's true ......... True story🐸
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and he... (show quote)
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and heard a small voice saying "hey mister" coming from the tall grass, he parted the grass and realized the voice was that of a frog. He picked up the frog and it started speaking to him. " I'm really a Princes and if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young lady and fulfill all your intimate desires" The old man then stuck the frog in his pocket and went along his way. From inside his pocket he heard the small voice again "Hey mister didn't you hear what I said?". "Yep" the old man replied ,but at my age I'd rather have a talking Frog🐸. It's true ......... True story🐸
An older gentleman was walking along a pond and he... (show quote)
Elderly man answers a knock on the door. A beautiful scantily clad , beautiful young lady stood in front of him. She announced that she was there to give him super sex.As he looked her up and down, he said, "what kind of soup"?
Elderly man answers a knock on the door. A beautiful scantily clad , beautiful young lady stood in front of him. She announced that she was there to give him super sex.As he looked her up and down, he said, "what kind of soup"?