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Aug 21, 2022 12:41:25   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
For all you Catholics on the forum.

A Catholic went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped!"

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!"

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

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Aug 21, 2022 13:15:24   #
ranger632 Loc: Near Yosemite Park Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
For all you Catholics on the forum.

A Catholic went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped!"

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!"

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
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Thats a good, have to tell my priest that one.

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Aug 21, 2022 13:19:52   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
I got a good laugh out of that one! THX

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Aug 21, 2022 13:27:46   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good one

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Aug 21, 2022 14:29:06   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
For all you Catholics on the forum.

A Catholic went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped!"

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!"

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
For all you Catholics on the forum. img src="http... (show quote)


Good one Lon, thanks for the Sunday Laughs.

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Aug 21, 2022 14:33:01   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
It's the thought that counts thinking is the same as doing

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Aug 21, 2022 14:54:35   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
For all you Catholics on the forum.

A Catholic went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped!"

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!"

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
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Good one !😂😅🛎

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Aug 21, 2022 15:57:02   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Clever man. Charity begins at home.

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Aug 21, 2022 20:59:00   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
For all you Catholics on the forum.

A Catholic went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped!"

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!"

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
For all you Catholics on the forum. img src="http... (show quote)

Good one BF, keep ‘em coming.

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Aug 22, 2022 17:13:37   #
RIVERBOTTOM Loc: south east texas
 
LMAO

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Aug 22, 2022 21:13:33   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
For all you Catholics on the forum.

A Catholic went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped!"

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!"

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
For all you Catholics on the forum. img src="http... (show quote)


Loved it !!!
I grew in a Catholic household.
That was funny.
Have a good week.

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