Plum goes to confession
Jul 29, 2022 12:41:17 #
The elderly Plumbob went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.
“Of course, my son,” said the priest.
“Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.”
“That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest.
“It’s worse, Father; I was weak, I asked her to pay for the attic with sexual favors and she accepted,” continued the old man.
“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk – you would have suffered terribly at the hands of the Germans had they found you hiding her; I know that, God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” said the priest.
“Thanks, Father,” said the old man. “That’s a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?”
“Of course, my son,” said the priest.
The old man asked, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?”
“Of course, my son,” said the priest.
“Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.”
“That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest.
“It’s worse, Father; I was weak, I asked her to pay for the attic with sexual favors and she accepted,” continued the old man.
“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk – you would have suffered terribly at the hands of the Germans had they found you hiding her; I know that, God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” said the priest.
“Thanks, Father,” said the old man. “That’s a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?”
“Of course, my son,” said the priest.
The old man asked, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?”
Jul 29, 2022 13:06:10 #
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Jul 29, 2022 13:18:35 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
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Good one Troy. They say, the Devil is in the details.
Jul 29, 2022 13:43:57 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
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Now i guess i have too since you went and told everyone Pastor Troy. Thanks a lot
Jul 29, 2022 13:50:00 #
It was bound to get out, don't start the blame game. It was her fault and we all know it!
Jul 29, 2022 13:52:10 #
plumbob wrote:
Now i guess i have too since you went and told everyone Pastor Troy. Thanks a lot
What she don’t know won’t hurt her…..😁😁😁
Jul 29, 2022 14:01:09 #
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
It was bound to get out, don't start the blame game. It was her fault and we all know it!
Yes, Yes that's the right answer. I like your thinking Harris.
Jul 29, 2022 14:29:19 #
Jul 29, 2022 14:33:01 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
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That naughty Plumbob 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jul 29, 2022 14:58:05 #
I did all I could to help Plum but you know he’s old and set in his mental ways
Jul 29, 2022 16:46:06 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
I did all I could to help Plum but you know he’s old and set in his mental ways
And plum appreciates that one time, but he was so limited once you had the straight jacket put on him.
Jul 29, 2022 19:23:13 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
I did all I could to help Plum but you know he’s old and set in his mental ways
🤣🤣🤣
Jul 29, 2022 19:37:55 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
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Shameful just shameful 🤣 she actually got a good deal considering the cost of inflation over 75 year's!
Jul 30, 2022 05:11:09 #
plumbob wrote:
And plum appreciates that one time, but he was so limited once you had the straight jacket put on him.
Plum the only reason that was done is because you were upset the home did not provide you with Rum and because your body was reacting to not being able to refresh itself. Therefore you don’t know what being sober is like. You lost control as usual and they had to restrict you from hurting yourself. I had to do what I had to do Plum because I love you
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