More Lexophiles
Jul 29, 2022 11:18:25 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A few years back, BadBobby, PoppaGringo & I got into a contest of posting Lexophiles. The following was one of BB's listings.....
Lexophiles are words used to describe those who have a love for words, such as you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish. Or to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A competition is held each year at an undisclosed location for the best lexophiles.
Here were one year's winning submissions...
#1--When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate
#2--The thief who stole the calendar got twelve months
#3--When the smog lifts in Los Angeles UCLA
#4--The batteries were free of charge
#5--A dentist and a manicurist got married. They fought tooth and nail
#6--A will is a dead giveaway
#7--When she married she got a new name and address
#8--A boiled egg can't be beat
#9--When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall
#10--Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest
#11--This guy got his entire left side cut off--he is all right now
#12--A bicycle can't stand alone, as it's just two tired
#13--When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
#14--The guy who fell into the upholstery machine is fully covered
#15--He had a photographic memory which was never developed
#16--When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she would dye
#17--Acupuncture is a jab well done
#18--and last...Those who get too big for their britches are exposed in the end
Lexophiles are words used to describe those who have a love for words, such as you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish. Or to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A competition is held each year at an undisclosed location for the best lexophiles.
Here were one year's winning submissions...
#1--When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate
#2--The thief who stole the calendar got twelve months
#3--When the smog lifts in Los Angeles UCLA
#4--The batteries were free of charge
#5--A dentist and a manicurist got married. They fought tooth and nail
#6--A will is a dead giveaway
#7--When she married she got a new name and address
#8--A boiled egg can't be beat
#9--When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall
#10--Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest
#11--This guy got his entire left side cut off--he is all right now
#12--A bicycle can't stand alone, as it's just two tired
#13--When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
#14--The guy who fell into the upholstery machine is fully covered
#15--He had a photographic memory which was never developed
#16--When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she would dye
#17--Acupuncture is a jab well done
#18--and last...Those who get too big for their britches are exposed in the end
Jul 29, 2022 11:33:51 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A few years back, BadBobby, PoppaGringo & I go... (show quote)
Thank those are pretty good saying there.
Thank for the results 👍🏽👍🏽
Jul 29, 2022 11:39:59 #
Jul 29, 2022 14:31:55 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A few years back, BadBobby, PoppaGringo & I go... (show quote)
# 19 A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
# 20 A guy fell into a upholstery machine is fully recovered.
# 21 Every Calendars days are numbered.
# 22 You feel stuck with your budget debt when you can't budget.
Jul 30, 2022 09:03:35 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
BadFisherman wrote:
A few years back, BadBobby, PoppaGringo & I go... (show quote)
Ha ha! Very clever!
Jul 30, 2022 18:11:09 #
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