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Jul 27, 2022 17:47:26   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.

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Jul 27, 2022 18:07:23   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
I sure she would.

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Jul 27, 2022 18:39:44   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Yup!

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Jul 27, 2022 18:42:16   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Sure nuff

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Jul 27, 2022 18:47:59   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV report... (show quote)


Good one Lon.

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Jul 27, 2022 19:04:20   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
BadFisherman wrote:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV report... (show quote)


🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽

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Jul 27, 2022 19:13:29   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV report... (show quote)

Very well put !!
And funny I'm still laughing with a smile 😃.

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Jul 27, 2022 19:34:21   #
Bobfromfremont Loc: Fremont Ca
 
BadFisherman wrote:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV report... (show quote)


No input from female members?😁😁😁

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Jul 27, 2022 20:31:37   #
DCGravity Loc: Fairfax, VA (by way of Cleveland OH)
 
BadFisherman wrote:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV report... (show quote)


That would do it.🤪

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Jul 28, 2022 06:05:04   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
That seems about right…good one, for sure!

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Jul 28, 2022 06:39:10   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
🤣😆😅

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Jul 28, 2022 06:44:57   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
BadFisherman wrote:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV report... (show quote)


BF, one of your best ones ever. That’s some funny stuff right there.

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Jul 28, 2022 11:04:10   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
BadFisherman wrote:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV report... (show quote)


Good point!

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Jul 28, 2022 11:45:07   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
BadFisherman wrote:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV report... (show quote)


Funny stuff BF. The sad thing is, I know a few women that would be perfectly fine with that scenario. They would rather go shopping anyway.

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Jul 28, 2022 12:13:59   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Funny stuff BF. The sad thing is, I know a few women that would be perfectly fine with that scenario. They would rather go shopping anyway.

That would be sad.

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