Papa-D wrote:
A woman goes out shopping
with her husband and spots a
pair of boots she loves.
The husband says,
"No chance love, they're way
too expensive."
Later on in bed, the wife is just
falling asleep the husband
tries his luck and places his
hand on her hip and lower on
to her thigh.
She turns to him and says.
'"') don't think so mate. If you're
not prepared to shoe the
horse then you sure as hell
ain't riding it!"
OUCH, i guess he went to see gh's Hickory Dickory Doc.