What would you do?
Jul 25, 2022 07:02:48 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Graywulff returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks his Uber driver, Saw1, if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, Saw agrees.
Quietly arriving home, Graywulff and Saw tip toe into the bedroom. Wulffie switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
He puts a gun to the naked man's head.
His wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money:
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake and your fishing boat/gear.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, Wulffie lowers the gun. He looks over at Saw and says, 'What would you do?'
Saw1 replies, 'Me? Heck, I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold!!'
Quietly arriving home, Graywulff and Saw tip toe into the bedroom. Wulffie switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
He puts a gun to the naked man's head.
His wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money:
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake and your fishing boat/gear.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, Wulffie lowers the gun. He looks over at Saw and says, 'What would you do?'
Saw1 replies, 'Me? Heck, I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold!!'
Jul 25, 2022 07:17:01 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Graywulff returns home a day early from a business... (show quote)
I believe saw has the right idea, maybe?
Jul 25, 2022 07:17:53 #
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Jul 25, 2022 07:44:30 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Graywulff returns home a day early from a business... (show quote)
Well you know the saying: " When in doubt, better call Saw ".
Jul 25, 2022 07:58:57 #
Jul 25, 2022 08:05:06 #
BadFisherman wrote:
👍👍👍 She’s better than I ever gave her credit for🤣🤣🤣Graywulff returns home a day early from a business... (show quote)
Jul 25, 2022 09:07:24 #
Jul 25, 2022 09:32:11 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Graywulff returns home a day early from a business... (show quote)
Hahaha Saw is a smart man 🤣
Jul 25, 2022 13:50:15 #
Jul 25, 2022 14:00:42 #
Randyhartford wrote:
A bird in the “bush”, is worth two in the hand!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Sorry) 🙏🏻
🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Sorry) 🙏🏻
That was the ol’ “saw”
(saying) that popped into my head when I read the post by BF. Lol
Jul 26, 2022 09:46:16 #
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Jul 26, 2022 17:43:46 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Graywulff returns home a day early from a business... (show quote)
Well, they say, " If Mama ain't happy, then nobody's happy."
Happy wife, happy life.
Cover him up and ask for a "GAS CARD."
Jul 27, 2022 01:02:52 #
E.pa.al wrote:
If Steve gives advice, one should listen 😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽
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