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Jul 24, 2022 11:42:12   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Flyguy, Fredfish and RJ Samples are walking down the street when they see the beautiful and enticing Weekend Hooker. Fly, Fred and RJ fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The three are speechless before her beauty, slobbering all over themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them the first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with her. The confident Flyguy speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese".

"Oh, how childish", said Weekend Hooker. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever". She turned to the somewhat hesitant Fredfish and said, "How well can you do?" "Ummmm...I hate liver and cheese," blurts Fredfish. "My, my" said Weekend Hooker, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as Flyguy's sentence".

She then turns to the last of the three and says, "How about you, RJ?" Samples, long in tooth yet admired for his wisdom and finesse, is FS's resident wordsmith. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to Fly and Fred and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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Jul 24, 2022 12:24:07   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Flyguy, Fredfish and RJ Samples are walking down the street when they see the beautiful and enticing Weekend Hooker. Fly, Fred and RJ fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The three are speechless before her beauty, slobbering all over themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them the first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with her. The confident Flyguy speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese".

"Oh, how childish", said Weekend Hooker. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever". She turned to the somewhat hesitant Fredfish and said, "How well can you do?" "Ummmm...I hate liver and cheese," blurts Fredfish. "My, my" said Weekend Hooker, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as Flyguy's sentence".

She then turns to the last of the three and says, "How about you, RJ?" Samples, long in tooth yet admired for his wisdom and finesse, is FS's resident wordsmith. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to Fly and Fred and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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Oh well, RJ was always more eloquent than me. You're half right Lon, I hate liver.

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Jul 24, 2022 12:38:52   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Flyguy, Fredfish and RJ Samples are walking down the street when they see the beautiful and enticing Weekend Hooker. Fly, Fred and RJ fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The three are speechless before her beauty, slobbering all over themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them the first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with her. The confident Flyguy speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese".

"Oh, how childish", said Weekend Hooker. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever". She turned to the somewhat hesitant Fredfish and said, "How well can you do?" "Ummmm...I hate liver and cheese," blurts Fredfish. "My, my" said Weekend Hooker, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as Flyguy's sentence".

She then turns to the last of the three and says, "How about you, RJ?" Samples, long in tooth yet admired for his wisdom and finesse, is FS's resident wordsmith. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to Fly and Fred and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yep that RJS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jul 24, 2022 13:06:14   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Flyguy, Fredfish and RJ Samples are walking down the street when they see the beautiful and enticing Weekend Hooker. Fly, Fred and RJ fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The three are speechless before her beauty, slobbering all over themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them the first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with her. The confident Flyguy speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese".

"Oh, how childish", said Weekend Hooker. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever". She turned to the somewhat hesitant Fredfish and said, "How well can you do?" "Ummmm...I hate liver and cheese," blurts Fredfish. "My, my" said Weekend Hooker, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as Flyguy's sentence".

She then turns to the last of the three and says, "How about you, RJ?" Samples, long in tooth yet admired for his wisdom and finesse, is FS's resident wordsmith. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to Fly and Fred and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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You’ve got quite an imaginative mind BF, good one. Made me smile.

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Jul 24, 2022 13:39:35   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Hello BadFisheman: Your check is in the mail. Thanks for those kind words. Just Sayin...RJS

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Jul 24, 2022 14:01:28   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Hello BadFisheman: Your check is in the mail. Thanks for those kind words. Just Sayin...RJS

Two questions, RJ...First: Is it post-dated to any great extent...Second: Will it clear the bank

Just sayin'.

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Jul 24, 2022 14:09:37   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Robert was always up on his thinking!!

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Jul 24, 2022 15:43:22   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
When is the last time we heard from Weekend Hooker?

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Jul 24, 2022 16:06:57   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
mistred64 wrote:
When is the last time we heard from Weekend Hooker?


She posted on a thread on the 21st. Ed.

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Jul 24, 2022 16:09:45   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
OK good

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Jul 24, 2022 16:27:27   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Two questions, RJ...First: Is it post-dated to any great extent...Second: Will it clear the bank

Just sayin'.


Naw! It isn't post dated but it will bounce like a rubber ball! Just Sayin...RJS

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Jul 24, 2022 17:30:44   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Two questions, RJ...First: Is it post-dated to any great extent...Second: Will it clear the bank

Just sayin'.


Is two-party, out-of-state and unsigned going to be a problem for you BF?

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Jul 24, 2022 17:40:17   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
OJdidit wrote:
Is two-party, out-of-state and unsigned going to be a problem for you BF?

So far, they have been.

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Jul 24, 2022 17:41:10   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
OJdidit wrote:
Is two-party, out-of-state and unsigned going to be a problem for you BF?


😫😫😫🤣🤣🤣

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Jul 25, 2022 13:15:07   #
CoDen Loc: Little R, SC
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Flyguy, Fredfish and RJ Samples are walking down the street when they see the beautiful and enticing Weekend Hooker. Fly, Fred and RJ fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The three are speechless before her beauty, slobbering all over themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them the first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with her. The confident Flyguy speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese".

"Oh, how childish", said Weekend Hooker. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever". She turned to the somewhat hesitant Fredfish and said, "How well can you do?" "Ummmm...I hate liver and cheese," blurts Fredfish. "My, my" said Weekend Hooker, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as Flyguy's sentence".

She then turns to the last of the three and says, "How about you, RJ?" Samples, long in tooth yet admired for his wisdom and finesse, is FS's resident wordsmith. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to Fly and Fred and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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Good one BF. 🌴😎🌴

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