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Jul 21, 2022 07:38:27   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
From BadBobby's files, this is an oldy so please forgive if you have previously seen/read it.


A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventually, they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Junior, go get your mother."

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Jul 21, 2022 07:44:47   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
From BadBobby's files, this is an oldy so please forgive if you have previously seen/read it.


A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventually, they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Junior, go get your mother."
From BadBobby's files, this is an oldy so please f... (show quote)


Oh, that's a goodie, thanks, BF

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Jul 21, 2022 08:09:09   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Good one

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Jul 21, 2022 08:45:52   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
From BadBobby's files, this is an oldy so please forgive if you have previously seen/read it.


A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventually, they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Junior, go get your mother."
From BadBobby's files, this is an oldy so please f... (show quote)

Oh yeeaahh !!👀😀😍

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Jul 21, 2022 09:06:27   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
That’s a good one

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Jul 21, 2022 13:24:16   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
😂😂😂👍😫👍

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Jul 21, 2022 13:26:47   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
😂😂😂👍👍

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Jul 21, 2022 14:22:33   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
That is a classic!

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Jul 21, 2022 15:59:03   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Don’t we wish it was that easy??🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Jul 21, 2022 17:23:15   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Huntm22 wrote:
Don’t we wish it was that easy??🤪🤪🤪🤪

I suspect our wives would like it to be that easy to execute their own exchange. Mine would.

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Jul 21, 2022 18:52:05   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
BadFisherman wrote:
From BadBobby's files, this is an oldy so please forgive if you have previously seen/read it.


A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventually, they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Junior, go get your mother."
From BadBobby's files, this is an oldy so please f... (show quote)


Hold the door for me too lady, I need to lose about 40 year's myself! 🤣

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Jul 22, 2022 10:48:52   #
bapabear Loc: Blaine, Washington
 
best story I have seen here in a while. I am headed to the closest elevator.

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Jul 22, 2022 14:50:48   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
BadFisherman wrote:
From BadBobby's files, this is an oldy so please forgive if you have previously seen/read it.


A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marveling at the different sights. Eventually, they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Junior, go get your mother."
From BadBobby's files, this is an oldy so please f... (show quote)


Oldy but definitely a goody BF 🇺🇸🎣😂👍

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Jul 22, 2022 16:38:47   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
If only.......

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Jul 22, 2022 17:11:56   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
I want to try that one out.

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