During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
"Will I be acquitted
"
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
"Will I be acquitted
"
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Poor Fourchon! It's been nice knowing you.
Danger25
Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
Not a jury in the world would convict.
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
"Will I be acquitted
"
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourch... (
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Snort, chuckle, choke! Got me. π€£
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
Got me on that one!! Good chuckle!
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
"Will I be acquitted
"
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourch... (
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OMG. She has been inquiring about going to the shooting range. π³π΅π¬π€£
FourchonLa. wrote:
OMG. She has been inquiring about going to the shooting range. π³π΅π¬π€£
Ol' buddy, I suggest you sleep with one eye open...or, not.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Be careful after she asks for your life insurance
Sleep with both eyes open and the safety off!!
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