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Jul 18, 2022 14:12:37   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted"

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Jul 18, 2022 14:40:58   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Ouch πŸ˜‚

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Jul 18, 2022 15:25:38   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted"
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourch... (show quote)


Poor Fourchon! It's been nice knowing you.

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Jul 18, 2022 16:39:23   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted"
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourch... (show quote)

Rest In Peace Four.

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Jul 18, 2022 17:08:01   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
Not a jury in the world would convict.

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Jul 18, 2022 18:46:20   #
Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast
 
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted"
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourch... (show quote)


Snort, chuckle, choke! Got me. 🀣

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Jul 18, 2022 19:10:35   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Got me on that one!! Good chuckle!

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Jul 18, 2022 21:22:51   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted"
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourch... (show quote)


OMG. She has been inquiring about going to the shooting range. 😳😡😬🀣

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Jul 18, 2022 21:45:03   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
OMG. She has been inquiring about going to the shooting range. 😳😡😬🀣

Ol' buddy, I suggest you sleep with one eye open...or, not.

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Jul 18, 2022 22:06:33   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
OMG. She has been inquiring about going to the shooting range. 😳😡😬🀣


RUN FOREST, RUN!!!

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Jul 18, 2022 22:43:59   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Be careful after she asks for your life insurance

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Jul 19, 2022 05:46:03   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Sleep with both eyes open and the safety off!!

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Jul 19, 2022 11:45:15   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted"
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourch... (show quote)


u funny bf

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Jul 19, 2022 15:30:24   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted"
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourch... (show quote)


You had me their !!
Dam you are good πŸ‘
Thanks for the laught BF
I need a laught to day.
Andy

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Jul 20, 2022 16:19:59   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
BadFisherman wrote:
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourchon snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, ma'am, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Mrs. Fourchon stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted"
During a recent outing in New Orleans, Mrs. Fourch... (show quote)


HEEHAW 😎😎😎

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