Big A's pre-nuptial agreement
Jul 16, 2022 18:42:02 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big A and his lady were in their 70s and about to get married. Before they said their vows, she wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
Jul 16, 2022 18:42:51 #
Jul 16, 2022 19:47:20 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
BadFisherman wrote:
Big A and his lady were in their 70s and about to get married. Before they said their vows, she wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
Ok. But there's Valentine's Day, our anniversary, New Year's Eve, my birthday, your birthday, sweetest day ...
Jul 16, 2022 19:53:01 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Big A and his lady were in their 70s and about to get married. Before they said their vows, she wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
Good one Lon, I'm still laughing.
Jul 16, 2022 20:10:39 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Ok. But there's Valentine's Day, our anniversary, New Year's Eve, my birthday, your birthday, sweetest day ...
They better all fall on Friday. LOL
Jul 16, 2022 20:17:41 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Gordon wrote:
They better all fall on Friday. LOL
True. Unfortunately very true.
Jul 17, 2022 00:12:31 #
El Rod
Loc: Port A
BadFisherman wrote:
Big A and his lady were in their 70s and about to get married. Before they said their vows, she wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
BF, you come up with some good ones, love it😎👍
Jul 17, 2022 09:56:51 #
Good one. I always tell the gals I go out with I’m still good for twice!! Yup, once in the spring and once in the fall 😂😂
Jul 17, 2022 09:58:39 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Huntm22 wrote:
Good one. I always tell the gals I go out with I’m still good for twice!! Yup, once in the spring and once in the fall 😂😂
It's the quality Hunt, not the quantity. I think.
Jul 17, 2022 14:42:05 #
Wow, I can barely do four. Maybe I'm thinking of something else!
Jul 17, 2022 18:04:50 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
BadFisherman wrote:
Big A and his lady were in their 70s and about to get married. Before they said their vows, she wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
She said: "I want to keep my house."
Big A said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
Big A again said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
Big A promptly stated: "Put me down for Fridays."
👍😂👍
Jul 19, 2022 07:18:45 #
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
Wow, I can barely do four. Maybe I'm thinking of something else!
No, we're talking a different sort of pushup here...Too bad about Big A. I miss him, but, he just couldn't ......
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