Temperance
Jul 15, 2022 07:23:47 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And then finally, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And then finally, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
Jul 15, 2022 07:29:45 #
Jul 15, 2022 07:41:15 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. Wi... (show quote)
For baptism????....
Jul 15, 2022 07:46:39 #
Jul 15, 2022 07:48:00 #
Jul 15, 2022 07:58:34 #
I'll drink to that 
Jul 15, 2022 08:25:24 #
Jul 15, 2022 09:18:15 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
I don't think that preacher should be in charge of alcohol at any church functions. I'm not fishing my whiskey out of any rivers. Just my 2 cents.
Jul 15, 2022 10:04:29 #
CamT wrote:
For baptism????....
Most definitely !!haha👍🤙😂😅
Jul 15, 2022 10:05:53 #
Jul 15, 2022 10:35:11 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. Wi... (show quote)
A good one, BF. That crazy preacher. And they pay him to say that nonsense.
Jul 15, 2022 20:09:29 #
Ne. fisherman
Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
Lots of drunken fish! Just think, you wouldn’t need to have a beer with your fish meal! 😂😂🤣🤣🤪🤪
Jul 15, 2022 23:39:59 #
CamT wrote:
For baptism????....
Heard of baptism by fire but would that be baptism by firewater??
Jul 16, 2022 07:56:21 #
BadFisherman wrote:
“I’m going, I’m going where the water tastes like wine. I’m going where the water tastes like wine. You can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time!” Canned HeatA preacher was completing a temperance sermon. Wi... (show quote)
Jul 16, 2022 14:25:20 #
Ne. fisherman wrote:
Lots of drunken fish! Just think, you wouldn’t need to have a beer with your fish meal! 😂😂🤣🤣🤪🤪
Comes pre-marinated, lol.
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