Quick thinking
Jul 14, 2022 16:49:20 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Saw1 was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells Saw to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment Saw dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.
He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''
Again, the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''
The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''
The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked man jumping around and clapping.
The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''
He replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''
The other man looks at him and says, ''But... you're naked.''
Saw1 looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Those little bastards!''
He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''
Again, the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''
The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''
The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked man jumping around and clapping.
The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''
He replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''
The other man looks at him and says, ''But... you're naked.''
Saw1 looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Those little bastards!''
Jul 14, 2022 17:17:23 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Saw1 was having an affair with a married woman for... (show quote)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Smart Saw1🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one there BadFisherman 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jul 14, 2022 17:42:08 #
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Jul 14, 2022 18:46:50 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
BadFisherman wrote:
Saw1 was having an affair with a married woman for... (show quote)
That one will go down in history. Next time let your clothes outside 😜
Jul 14, 2022 19:07:11 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Saw1 was having an affair with a married woman for... (show quote)
Don't think I'll go back there. Can't trust a man that comes HOME from work early. He shoulda gone fishin . ON second thought, maybe I shoulda gone fishin instead.
Jul 14, 2022 19:12:07 #
Given the choice, always pick fishin! Specially if you're an old fart like me.
Jul 14, 2022 19:26:52 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Given the choice, always pick fishin! Specially if you're an old fart like me.
I agree brother.
Jul 14, 2022 19:48:20 #
Jul 14, 2022 21:57:55 #
Ne. fisherman
Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh my gosh, that Saw is a sly one! Good one BF, gave me a good chuckle!
Jul 15, 2022 13:48:32 #
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Jul 15, 2022 14:47:57 #
Why, why, why, why, why......I forgot where I was going with this, but Saw1, never forget to uh.....go fish!
Jul 15, 2022 18:46:19 #
Jul 15, 2022 20:46:42 #
HosChap wrote:
Saw would’ve been catching moths for bait.
Yeah, but I didn't have a pocket to put em in.
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