The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle
and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How
about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”Grandpa
says, “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It's a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand -
with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa says, “I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,
so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that
you'd be happy about it!”
keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!
Put another way – “Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time!”
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
OJdidit wrote:
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle
and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How
about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”Grandpa
says, “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It's a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand -
with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa says, “I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,
so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that
you'd be happy about it!”
keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!
Put another way – “Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time!”
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him t... (
show quote)
Oh, that is a good one, thanks, for sharing, John.
OJdidit wrote:
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle
and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How
about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”Grandpa
says, “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It's a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand -
with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa says, “I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,
so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that
you'd be happy about it!”
keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!
Put another way – “Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time!”
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him t... (
show quote)
Good one OJ, put a huge smile on this face.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
I think he proved his point
OJdidit wrote:
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle
and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How
about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”Grandpa
says, “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It's a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand -
with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa says, “I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,
so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that
you'd be happy about it!”
keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!
Put another way – “Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time!”
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him t... (
show quote)
Looks like you need to post this one again OJ. Lets say next February when we all are getting our taxes together.
OJdidit wrote:
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle
and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How
about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”Grandpa
says, “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It's a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand -
with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa says, “I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,
so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that
you'd be happy about it!”
keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!
Put another way – “Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time!”
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him t... (
show quote)
Best I have heard in a while thanks
OJdidit wrote:
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle
and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How
about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”Grandpa
says, “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It's a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand -
with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa says, “I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,
so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that
you'd be happy about it!”
keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!
Put another way – “Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time!”
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him t... (
show quote)
Hilarious one John! Thanks for the laughs.
You might be E. But poor Willie isn't.
OJdidit wrote:
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle
and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How
about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”Grandpa
says, “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It's a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand -
with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa says, “I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,
so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that
you'd be happy about it!”
keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!
Put another way – “Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time!”
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him t... (
show quote)
That's hilarious OJ!!😀😂way to take us into the weekend laughing!😅🤣👍
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
Great one John. That story wasn’t to incriminate yourself was it. ??? LOL
OJdidit wrote:
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle
and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How
about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”Grandpa
says, “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It's a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand -
with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa says, “I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,
so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that
you'd be happy about it!”
keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!
Put another way – “Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time!”
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him t... (
show quote)
Thank goodness grandpa didn't bet him he could do the cow poo shuffle!
Good way to start the week end
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