PlumJuice requests a prescription
Jul 7, 2022 09:58:09 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Mrs. PlumBob (a calm and respectable lady) went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
PlumJuice replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
PlumJuice reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of PlumBob in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
PlumJuice replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
PlumJuice reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of PlumBob in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Jul 7, 2022 10:00:38 #
BadFisherman wrote:
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😂😁👍👏Good Morning BF ,Thanks for the morning smiles!!
Jul 7, 2022 10:38:24 #
BadFisherman wrote:
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Interesting Plumbob you are definitely not getting out of this mess, GUILTY 🦨 you got caught ,( BAD BOY) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jul 7, 2022 11:04:08 #
Jul 7, 2022 11:29:16 #
BadFisherman wrote:
When the Juice gets serious LOOK OUT PLUM!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣Mrs. PlumBob (a calm and respectable lady) went in... (show quote)
Jul 7, 2022 12:16:20 #
Jul 7, 2022 12:48:25 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Mrs. PlumBob (a calm and respectable lady) went in... (show quote)
I think I've posted this before but it fits here.
A well dressed young woman between the ages of 30 and 40, who was exceptionally well endowed came into the pharmacy and walked up to the
pharmacist and asked, "Do you carry Viagra? He replies yes they carried it
Then she said, "Does it work" The pharmacist said, " yes, in most cases it does!" She the said, "Can you get it over the counter?" To which the parmacists says,
"Yes, I think so if I take two!" Just Sayin...RJS
Jul 7, 2022 14:39:23 #
BadFisherman wrote:
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So that is where she went this morning. Thanks BF, i still have time for one more booty call before she gets home.
And i will switch the dinner plates when she isn't looking.
Jul 7, 2022 14:50:14 #
plumbob wrote:
So that is where she went this morning. Thanks BF, i still have time for one more booty call before she gets home.
And i will switch the dinner plates when she isn't looking.
And i will switch the dinner plates when she isn't looking.
👀👀👀🤣🤣🤣
Jul 7, 2022 15:58:02 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Mrs. PlumBob (a calm and respectable lady) went in... (show quote)
Poor Plumbob can't get a break 💔 eating Mc nuggets for awhile 🤣
Jul 7, 2022 19:42:55 #
Passingbye wrote:
Poor Plumbob can't get a break 💔 eating Mc nuggets for awhile 🤣
Just waiting on the Mc ribs to come back PB.
Jul 8, 2022 06:21:26 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
BadFisherman wrote:
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Oh no Plum say it isn't so 😱🤫
Jul 8, 2022 08:29:22 #
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Oh no Plum say it isn't so 😱🤫
Man can not live on Juice alone Griz, what else can i say?
Jul 8, 2022 08:30:52 #
plumbob wrote:
I won’t tell her you said that Plum.🙃🙃Man can not live on Juice alone Griz, what else can i say?
Jul 8, 2022 08:34:31 #
Graywulff wrote:
I won’t tell her you said that Plum.🙃🙃
I deleted your email on her devices. I knew what you two were up too. That good for the goose is good for the gander stuff don't fly here buddy.
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