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Wulffy's sharing of Wisdom
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Jul 2, 2022 08:29:11   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
The reason why Wulffy is running with the Thoughts post for a while, is because I respect and want to share his well earned words of wisdom over these last few years. Here are a few short reasonings why.



Way back not long after dirt was invented and cobble stones were laid upon this great land, Wulffy was a bus driver in his younger years.

Like any other day two women entered the bus one after another, paid their dime and started bickering to the point of bickering over the last seat available.

Plumbob a passenger and a true gentleman offered up his seat and tried to intervene but to no avail. So Wulffy looks up in the overhead mirror and shouted, "Let the ugly one take the seat!"

Both women stood for the rest of the journey.




In Wulffy’s mid 30’s he approached an attractive younger woman with the name of Kandy at a shopping mall.
( Proven method to pick up chicks in his 20’s )

''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''

Kandy, feeling a bit of compassion for the older fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. ( Sir ) !!! ( feeling old now ) Do you know where your wife might be?''

''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty woman, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''



And now in his even older years it has all come together here for Wulffy.

Well known for his Wisdom among his fishing skills accompanied with the knowledge knowing a tomato is a fruit.

The wisdom is knowing not putting it in a fruit salad.



Thanks for the great job on the Thoughts Post Wulffy


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Jul 2, 2022 08:42:53   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
That's great Plumbob. 👍 👍

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Jul 2, 2022 08:46:03   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
plumbob wrote:
The reason why Wulffy is running with the Thoughts post for a while, is because I respect and want to share his well earned words of wisdom over these last few years. Here are a few short reasonings why.



Way back not long after dirt was invented and cobble stones were laid upon this great land, Wulffy was a bus driver in his younger years.

Like any other day two women entered the bus one after another, paid their dime and started bickering to the point of bickering over the last seat available.

Plumbob a passenger and a true gentleman offered up his seat and tried to intervene but to no avail. So Wulffy looks up in the overhead mirror and shouted, "Let the ugly one take the seat!"

Both women stood for the rest of the journey.




In Wulffy’s mid 30’s he approached an attractive younger woman with the name of Kandy at a shopping mall.
( Proven method to pick up chicks in his 20’s )

''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''

Kandy, feeling a bit of compassion for the older fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. ( Sir ) !!! ( feeling old now ) Do you know where your wife might be?''

''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty woman, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''



And now in his even older years it has all come together here for Wulffy.

Well known for his Wisdom among his fishing skills accompanied with the knowledge knowing a tomato is a fruit.

The wisdom is knowing not putting it in a fruit salad.



Thanks for the great job on the Thoughts Post Wulffy

The reason why Wulffy is running with the Thoughts... (show quote)


Sharp as razor that Wulfy.

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Jul 2, 2022 08:58:22   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Plumbob you are a real gentleman

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Jul 2, 2022 08:58:55   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Ya know, plum, I would really like to share some of my wisdom, but it seems that I have none to share. Oh well, I tried.

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Jul 2, 2022 09:04:45   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
dbed wrote:
Plumbob you are a real gentleman


Shhhhhh dbed, i got a rep to maintain.

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Jul 2, 2022 09:07:21   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
I like how he settles the argument. Smart man

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Jul 2, 2022 09:12:16   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Frank romero wrote:
I like how he settles the argument. Smart man


That he is.

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Jul 2, 2022 09:22:41   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Confuse and defuse the situation on the bus…good strategy!

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Jul 2, 2022 09:27:14   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
plumbob wrote:
The reason why Wulffy is running with the Thoughts post for a while, is because I respect and want to share his well earned words of wisdom over these last few years. Here are a few short reasonings why.



Way back not long after dirt was invented and cobble stones were laid upon this great land, Wulffy was a bus driver in his younger years.

Like any other day two women entered the bus one after another, paid their dime and started bickering to the point of bickering over the last seat available.

Plumbob a passenger and a true gentleman offered up his seat and tried to intervene but to no avail. So Wulffy looks up in the overhead mirror and shouted, "Let the ugly one take the seat!"

Both women stood for the rest of the journey.




In Wulffy’s mid 30’s he approached an attractive younger woman with the name of Kandy at a shopping mall.
( Proven method to pick up chicks in his 20’s )

''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''

Kandy, feeling a bit of compassion for the older fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. ( Sir ) !!! ( feeling old now ) Do you know where your wife might be?''

''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty woman, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''



And now in his even older years it has all come together here for Wulffy.

Well known for his Wisdom among his fishing skills accompanied with the knowledge knowing a tomato is a fruit.

The wisdom is knowing not putting it in a fruit salad.



Thanks for the great job on the Thoughts Post Wulffy

The reason why Wulffy is running with the Thoughts... (show quote)


Let's see if I have this right when it comes to Wulffy's wisdom. He can settle an argument between two women, flirt with an attractive woman to find his wife, knows that a tomato is a fruit but not to put it in a fruit salad and also has fishing skills.

With that wisdom and knowledge, I bet he regularly shares ideas with the Dali Lama. Great job Wulffy.

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Jul 2, 2022 09:30:41   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Let's see if I have this right when it comes to Wulffy's wisdom. He can settle an argument between two women, flirt with an attractive woman to find his wife, knows that a tomato is a fruit but not to put it in a fruit salad and also has fishing skills.

With that wisdom and knowledge, I bet he regularly shares ideas with the Dali Lama. Great job Wulffy.
Let's see if I have this right when it comes to Wu... (show quote)


The dirt and cobble stone mentioning does say he has the time in to have learn so much.

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Jul 2, 2022 10:05:57   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
plumbob wrote:
The reason why Wulffy is running with the Thoughts post for a while, is because I respect and want to share his well earned words of wisdom over these last few years. Here are a few short reasonings why.



Way back not long after dirt was invented and cobble stones were laid upon this great land, Wulffy was a bus driver in his younger years.

Like any other day two women entered the bus one after another, paid their dime and started bickering to the point of bickering over the last seat available.

Plumbob a passenger and a true gentleman offered up his seat and tried to intervene but to no avail. So Wulffy looks up in the overhead mirror and shouted, "Let the ugly one take the seat!"

Both women stood for the rest of the journey.




In Wulffy’s mid 30’s he approached an attractive younger woman with the name of Kandy at a shopping mall.
( Proven method to pick up chicks in his 20’s )

''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''

Kandy, feeling a bit of compassion for the older fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. ( Sir ) !!! ( feeling old now ) Do you know where your wife might be?''

''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty woman, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''



And now in his even older years it has all come together here for Wulffy.

Well known for his Wisdom among his fishing skills accompanied with the knowledge knowing a tomato is a fruit.

The wisdom is knowing not putting it in a fruit salad.



Thanks for the great job on the Thoughts Post Wulffy

The reason why Wulffy is running with the Thoughts... (show quote)


Good ones Plum. It’s nice you respect your elders enough to let them feel important.😂

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Jul 2, 2022 10:12:37   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Let's see if I have this right when it comes to Wulffy's wisdom. He can settle an argument between two women, flirt with an attractive woman to find his wife, knows that a tomato is a fruit but not to put it in a fruit salad and also has fishing skills.

With that wisdom and knowledge, I bet he regularly shares ideas with the Dali Lama. Great job Wulffy.
Let's see if I have this right when it comes to Wu... (show quote)
I give him some of his best stuff g.😬😬😬

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Jul 2, 2022 10:14:02   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Graywulff wrote:
I give him some of his best stuff g.😬😬😬



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Jul 2, 2022 10:16:28   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Catfish hunter wrote:
Good ones Plum. It’s nice you respect your elders enough to let them feel important.😂
If my memory serves( which is questionable at times) there are only days between our ages Catfish so in this case that doesn’t hold water. Our mutual respect for one another comes from a shared history of long exposure to NUNS!!

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