Points to ponder
Jul 2, 2022 05:57:33 #
TEN POINTS TO PONDER!
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungryand Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 6
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 5
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 4
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 3
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 2
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
And The Number 1 Thought
- - - as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long."
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungryand Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 6
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 5
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 4
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 3
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 2
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
And The Number 1 Thought
- - - as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long."
Jul 2, 2022 06:20:39 #
OJdidit wrote:
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Funny stuff there OJ, have a good day buddy.
Jul 2, 2022 06:20:46 #
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Pretty heavy to handle this early in the morning, John, but I did enjoy them, thank you for sharing.
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Jul 2, 2022 08:09:21 #
OJdidit wrote:
TEN POINTS TO PONDER! br br br Number 10 br Li... (show quote)
And here i thought walking past the bathroom without having to pee was a good sign it was going to be a good day.
Thanks OJ now i got 11 points to ponder
Jul 2, 2022 08:45:30 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
OJ and PB stop drinking at 6 means uninterrupted sleep at night
Jul 2, 2022 08:47:46 #
dbed wrote:
OJ and PB stop drinking at 6 means uninterrupted sleep at night
Doc told me to hydrate after my morning walk dbed. He didn't say what to hydrate with.
Jul 2, 2022 09:02:19 #
dbed wrote:
OJ and PB stop drinking at 6 means uninterrupted sleep at night
Do you mean I have to start earlier? 😳
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Jul 2, 2022 09:43:14 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
OJdidit wrote:
Do you mean I have to start earlier? 😳
Start whenever you want stop at 6pm water is what I meant enough beer and you won't wake up anyway
Jul 2, 2022 10:05:09 #
dbed wrote:
Start whenever you want stop at 6pm water is what I meant enough beer and you won't wake up anyway
😅 you had me going there. I tee off at 5:00 on Wednesday nights and don’t get back to the clubhouse until 7:30 or so. I do drink water on the course to stay hydrated…. I do need a beer after the round in order to listen to all the complaining as I collect the scorecards and pay out for the prize holes.
Jul 2, 2022 12:26:21 #
OJdidit wrote:
TEN POINTS TO PONDER! br br br Number 10 br Li... (show quote)
Great funnies OJ !Thanks for the Morni g smiles !!👍👍
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